After reading these quotes from Bronson Arroyo, I'm not sure whether he is serious or just pulling a fast one on us.Cause by God, if somebody is this stupid, they shouldn't be throwing 90+ MPH fastballs near anybody...My favorite quoteAs for the potential health risks? "It might be dangerous," he said, according to the report, "but so is drinking and driving. And how many of us do it at least onc ...more.

My experience getting coffee this morning was probably more than I bargained for.An Indian couple in front of me got to the register and asked for a milk shake for their son.A milk shake at Einstein bagels? Maybe they weren't familiar with coffee shops. To make matters worse the young man at the register offered a iced mocha instead...Uh, last time I checked, a chocolate milk shake and an iced m ...more.

You know, we often hear...."Man, so and so did the dumbest thing the other day"or"I can't believe he/she could be that stupid"The tag of "Stupidest Person in the World" carries a lot of responsibility. You have to beat those Darwin Award people, who rightfully can claim many fantastic feats.But amongst all the Darwinists, the skateboarders, and the Ms. South Carolina's of the world stands one man. ...more.

Every morning, I wake up early to peruse our terrible local papers. And every once in awhile, something catches my eye.Like today, it said the Lions were overconfident going into Sunday's game.(Brace yourself for a rant.)HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE OVERCONFIDENT WHEN YOU ARE COMING OFF A 7-9 SEASON?HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE OVERCONFIDENT WHEN YOU HAVEN'T MADE THE PLAYOFFS THIS MILLENIUM?HOW THE HELL CAN ...more.

- Watch more free videosMy favorite part of the video is that a single one of these aholes even goes to check on her. I think one guy says to "roll her over".What is she a dog? ...more.

How bad is it in Detroit?Well, we still have old man Ford as our owner.We still have Matt Millen as our GM.And yes, we still have a losing team for years to come.That point was hammered to the fans yesterday when the Lions re-signed seldom used RB Tatum Bell. To put Bell's signing into perspective, he sat the last 10 games of the year because he desperately wanted to be traded. However, if the se ...more.

There are certain things you learn as you go through your life that seemingly stick with your forever."Look both ways before you cross the street" is a perfect example"When you're a kid, you're told"Don't talk to strangers"Great advice that you will more than likely pass onto your kidsSo where does the"LOOK IN YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR YOU STUPID ASSHOLE" fit into the realm of this discussion.While I w ...more.

Rivers taunts CutlerRivers forgets his place in the pecking order of the NFL. Let me give him a run down.Brady, Manning.....FavreRomoPalmer......DonkeyRiversKitnaSo looking at this logically, Rivers is worse than a donkey but slightly better than a guy who needed Jesus to miraculously bring him back from a concussion.Well done Phil! ...more.