Some kid seems to be quite skilled at the computer version of Dance Dance Revolution (or some reasonable facsimile), up until the "monitor" causes him to "lose." Take a look at his mature reaction (you can skip to 1:50). ...more.

You may have heard before about the woman who married the Eiffel Tower. It's an odd fetish called Objectum-Sexual (which doesn't sound like such a good name), and here's another less glamorous example...a woman who wants to f a rollercoaster....more.

This girl has all the brilliant ideas needed to save California's economic problems. I could listen to her talk for...well, a couple minutes.I didn't know that the East Coast believes in slaves and I'm not sure why no one ever told me until this video. You mean I could have been owning people all this time and yet here I am, buying cotton balls in Duane Reade like an asshole.Reason how I k ...more.

Everyone wants to have their silly viral video on the frontpage of Break.com or whatever but, sometimes, the best (read: briefly thought-out) laid plans turn south. Like pretending to get hit by a car.Most people don't know that windshields are so fragile, but they really are sometimes. I learned this firsthand when I tried to make a similar video. Well, I guess it wasn't totally similar si ...more.

I don't know about you, but if I ever get into a car chase, I'd like to be clad in a tuxedo, just to mess with people's expectations. Because then there's the other end of the spectrum, which is this Sacramento woman, sexily clad in her best bikini.Mulleted, tankini, pudgy, perpetually drunk-looking, and in a stationwagon with four flat tires. I'm pretty sure that's the official dress code o ...more.

When I was 8 years old, I dreamed of the day I’d be able to dunk a basketball. Soaring majestically towards the rim with my tongue out ala the Original #23; I would finally be like Mike. Six years and two feet of growth later, I finally lived my dream. The kids in these videos decided they couldn’t wait that long and found a way to expedite the dunking process. Why wait to grow two feet, when ...more.

Polar bears are known for being douchebags. They're always starting fights in bars and making racist comments under their breath at inopportune times. So it should come as no shock that when a fat lady (brilliantly) decided to jump into their midst, they don't handle it with much grace....more.

There's a good chance that if you read this site, you consider yourself part of the more intelligent side of America (or, at the very least, consider yourself to be better than most people). Well, here's proof that you are:Sure, it's easy to call these McCain-Palin supporters idiots. It's easy to call them mouthbreathers and racists and sheltered white people. It's easy to call them one mer ...more.

The National Enquirer is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears done got herself knocked up again. From the latest issue......more.

Have you heard of "freeganism"? It involves digging through trash for food and other assorted shit as a way of "sticking it to the man". Presumably one coffee rind at a time."A lot of perfectly good food is thrown away," says Nelson, a spokeswoman for Freegan.info, a New York City group that promotes "freeganism," which eschews conventional commerce in favor of a lifestyle that uses minimal ...more.