California is fixed
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2 CommentsThis girl has all the brilliant ideas needed to save California's economic problems. I could listen to her talk for...well, a couple minutes.I didn't know that the East Coast believes in slaves and I'm not sure why no one ever told me until this video. You mean I could have been owning people all this time and yet here I am, buying cotton balls in Duane Reade like an asshole.Reason how I k ...more.And they say Asian kids are smart
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2 CommentsEveryone saw the latest Transformers movie since it's pretty much the peak of what art can be in our modern film era. Some people didn't take it for the brilliant work of fiction it was though, like this Chinese kid who drank gasoline to be like the Transformers....more.Karma is not very nice
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0 CommentsCheck out this dude mocking some guy talking about some dull post production crap. Then watch what happens as he attempts to saunter up the stairs for his getaway.There is nothing worse in life than falling in public. You literally couldn't organically do anything worse to make the people around you see you as a worthless human being. Equally bad is when you stumble in front of someone, the ...more.Pools filled with sperm can be dangerous
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0 CommentsA 13 year-old girl got impregnated during a trip to Egypt. Unfortunately, her mom is borderline retarded and thinks the girl got knocked up because of semen hanging out in the hotel swimming pool and is now suing the hotel....more.An exciting new way to wipe your ass
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1 CommentsThis is the Comfort Wipe, a new way to replace the archaic methods of using paper to remove feces from your hindquarters. See? Sounds silly when it's written out, doesn't it?I know this video is supposed to seem crazy and ridiculous, but I don't know man. We've been using toilet paper for so long that I think people fear change. But it really doesn't make sense how, when things get a littl ...more.Woman won't kiss anyone until marriage
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5 CommentsGenerally speaking, as Dave Chappelle once noted, women have devalued the power of their cooches. But this chick who won't kiss a man until marriage probably a bit too much.When one Washington bride-to-be ties the knot this summer it will will be her first day sharing her life and her kiss.Rachel Welch, 21, says she decided at the age of 14 that she wasn't going to kiss any guy until she wa ...more.This Subway employee is an idiot
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2 CommentsSmoking indoors tends to not be the best idea, particularly when you're in a restaurant with a high likelihood of fires. Here's an example.I like the way how it's sped up. It gives it a real sitcom quality, like these are madcap adventures of two fictional people, instead of people who weren't quite smart enough to get in DeVry and whose only sense of value comes from Subway's insistence tha ...more.Truck crashes through store, almost hits Grandma
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0 CommentsTrucks seem to be crashing through stores with alarmingly frequent regularity lately. Check out this video of a truck almost smashing into an elderly woman.In fairness, the elderly woman kind of had it coming. Maybe she shouldn't be shopping so slowly and blocking my way so I can't get my foooooood on. These Snickers and Funyons aren't going to buy themselves, cobweb vagina.Anyway, let th ...more.Fat lady versus polar bear ends how you'd expect
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5 CommentsPolar bears are known for being douchebags. They're always starting fights in bars and making racist comments under their breath at inopportune times. So it should come as no shock that when a fat lady (brilliantly) decided to jump into their midst, they don't handle it with much grace....more.Quote of the Day
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0 CommentsWhen you're a blond woman and you're trying not to look like a dumb blond, you might want to avoid gluing your eye shut. Just a pro tip.Paula, from Bournemouth, Dorset, said: "I was still really tired and I couldn't see very well, so I stumbled into the bathroom and picked the bottle off the shelf."As soon as I squeezed it, I knew something was wrong."I managed to stop it hitting the centre ...more.Woman calls 911 three times due to lack of McNuggets
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8 CommentsA woman in Florida got in trouble with the police for calling 911 three times because a McDonald's employee would not refund her money due to the restaurant not having McNuggets. You can hear all three calls below.[media id=5] [media id=6] [media id=7]When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't h ...more.KFC employees continue to amaze with brilliance
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2 CommentsThere's just something about KFC and nakedness. First a couple teenage girls strip down and bathe in a KFC sink and now a couple of employees were coerced into stripping down by a random phone caller....more.Lady who stole $500,000 worth of phone books is jailed
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3 CommentsI like funny stories. Fark gave me this funny story.Most people want to get rid of their old phone books, but a Las Cruces woman has been indicted for fraud for allegedly keeping more than 100,000 directories.Fifty-five-year-old Debra Gottrell is accused of storing the books in three Las Cruces storage units during a four-year period instead of delivering them as she was hired to do.Court ...more.Woman bites pit bull, saves her dog
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1 CommentsWhat lengths would you go to save your dog? If you're some slut who I don't know in Minneapolis, you might bite the pit bull biting your dog.Amy Rice feared for her dog's life when a pit bull jumped over a fence into her yard and attacked her pooch. So she took matters into her own mouth.Rice says she bit the pit bull on the nose Friday after trying to pull the dog's jaws off her Labrador r ...more.
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