Quote of the Day
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0 CommentsA new study says that 1 out of 10 teens has posted a nude photo of themselves online. An informal study I just crafted says that 9 out of 10 teens need to stop being such prudes. ...more.Miley Cyrus can work a stripper pole too
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1 CommentsNot to be outdone by her little sister, Miley Cyrus took to the stripper pole at Sunday's Teen Choice Awards during a performance of her new song "You Already Clicked Through When I Said Stripper Pole, Didn't You?" ...more.Quote of the Day
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1 CommentsA 15 year-old girl who said she'd gotten kidnapped (and subsequently "rescued") was found out to be a liar who was actually dating the older man who "kidnapped her." You hear that, Future Court Cases Against Me? All 15 year-old girls are liars. It's science.A 15-year-old San Jose girl whose claim that she was kidnapped set off a dramatic rescue scene at San Leandro Home Depot on Sunday confes ...more.It's safe to say this might be the best yearbook ever
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10 CommentsHigh school is a tough time. You're adjusting to life with real responsibilities and also trying to have as little awkwardness as possible. Oh and also sometimes you forget to wear panties during yearbook photos so your cooch ends up showing for all the world to see....more.High school uses surveillance to watch girls make out
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2 CommentsThe surveillance we have everywhere in our lives is kind of a mess. But as kids get more and more, um, out there, there's a tough line for principals and deans to walk with reporting and watching what the kids do....more.Cheerleaders go to strip club, get coach fired
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14 CommentsHigh school cheerleaders are tricky beasts. Sometimes they purposefully get their hot high school coach fired for posing nude in Playboy, other times they ask their coach to take them to a male strip club and get fired....more.Quote of the Day
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0 CommentsThis quote isn't awesome but the story is, so f it. Apparently Oklahoma teens are having mass amounts of unprotected sex during "group sex parties," resulting in STD outbreaks. Good for you, Oklahoma!Health officials have identified an outbreak of syphilis occurring among teenagers younger than age 18 in central Oklahoma.Oklahoma State Department of Health officials are alarmed because syphi ...more.This kid takes prom seriously
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5 CommentsHigh school is a great time in a man's life, especially today when the girls are easy and still require about as much romantic effort as I require to pleasure myself (basically just kind of being there and not causing hemorrhaging). But this kid is ruining it for everyone with his unnecessary teenage romantic efforts....more.Quote of the Day
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1 CommentsWow. Sometimes the Jewish jokes just write themselves, don't they? A 14 year-old girl got married to a 17 year-old boy, then got divorced. The reason why? See the bolded paragraph.A 14-year-old Israeli girl has got a divorce from her 17-year-old husband, making her what media are describing as the country's youngest divorcee.The divorce came after a rabbinical court ruled that their weddin ...more.Teens listening to sexually suggestive lyrics more likely to bone
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1 CommentsA big blow was dealt today to lovers of big butts who find themselves incapable of lying: Turns out your teens listening to songs with sexual references are more likely to do the freaky nasty with likeminded teens....more.Middle schoolers face child porn charges for sexy texted pics
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4 CommentsChild porn or awesome? That's the question facing a Massachusetts area court for six teenage boys who exchanged a nude photo of a similarly-aged female. Though I imagine the judge going "The court finds the defendants....AWESOME!" probably wouldn't be received well....more.Teacher makes 13 year-old cry, calls her a slut
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5 CommentsSchoolgirls have been dressing like sluts since I first saw porn so I can't see why it'd change as society itself gets more and more slutty. But a teacher saying a 13 year-old student "looks like a slut" and that she might be too fat to dress like a slut might cause some problems....more.Quote of the Day
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0 CommentsRemember Kim Petras, the teenage boy who become a far-too-attractive teenage girl at way too young of an age? Well heshe gave an interview to The Sun and it was scintillating.Kim has become the youngest person in the world to have a full sex change operation after undergoing hormone therapy since the age of 12.Now aged 16, she said: "I was asked if I feel like a woman now - but the truth is I ...more.Teen is smart, jumps through roof
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6 CommentsTeenagers are so silly sometimes. But fortunately their retardation and hunger for YouTube fame makes for classic clips such as this one.Man that'd be awesome to fall through a roof, especially if he landed in a sexy lady's bed and she was all naked and then was like, "Oh you poor baby" and then made sweet sweet love to him. Except he'd probably have serious internal injuries and perhaps be ...more.Quote of the Day
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1 CommentsA judge sentenced a 38 year-old woman to a two to four year stint in prison for having sex with a minor even though he acknowledged it's different for a boy to have sex with an older woman than the inverse. Sounds to me like the only sentencing that should have happened was giving the boy a high five. This is one QOTD that might warrant reading the whole story...pretty entertaining situation.A ...more.Teenage California KFC employees strip down and bathe in sink
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36 CommentsThis story would be sexy if A) It weren't KFC and B) The girls didn't look exactly like the type of girls you'd expect to work at a KFC in a white trash area of California. Oh well....more.Jamie Lynn Spears is further proof that teenage girls are idiots
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5 CommentsThis is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read. Jamie Lynn Spears apparently had liposuction somewhere in her third through fifth months of pregnancy because she "just thought she was getting fat"....more.






