I had always thought MacGyver was all about using household items to stop explosions. Turns out the only explosions were the ones MacGyver would get in his pants from watching Captain Kangaroo.Listen, so what if MacGyver's bathing kids that don't belong to him and getting all wet? It doesn't mean he's a pedophile. Maybe he's just a bath enthusiast. This kid has to learn a lot of important ...more.

Looking like a victim who's easy to sympathize with can be difficult. For example, check out the response of the father of David Williams, a young man accused of plotting to bomb synagogues and shoot down military airplanes. He could have used just a wee bit more finesse.Terror suspect David Williams' father went on an anti-Semitic rant Wednesday after his son and three others entered not guil ...more.

It may shock you to learn that Miss Universe is kind of a retard. Check out this blog post she left about her trip to Guantanamo Bay. Pretty funny.It was a loooot of fun!We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how the (sic) recreate themselves with movies, classes of art, books. It was very interesting. I didn't want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so ...more.

Like most media sites, Fox News likes to ask readers questions to get them involved. But their most recent one leaves a little something to be desired (spoiler: The answer is "Probably not").President Obama has signed an executive order to close the U.S. prison at the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base. Pennsylvania Rep. Jack Murtha (D) has already said he would be willing to house prisoners from Guanta ...more.

If you're a middle Eastern dude, mentioning the words "bomb" and "luggage" in the same sentence is never a good idea. Unless you like getting cavity searches, in which case I applaud your outside the box thinking.A man faces deportation to Israel after he tried to claim a bag at a casino hotel and made remarks about a bomb being in the luggage, police said Monday.Two men who appeared to be of ...more.

When you think of the guy who basically orchestrated 9/11, you don't really think about his zeal for hugs. But an interview with an alleged operative of bin Laden reveals just that....more.

Somehow this story completely fell under my radar. A couple weeks back, The Sun found out about some dude dressed as a gnome that was "terrorizing" a town in Argentina. I guess just his existence was terrorizing because I can't imagine a midget doing much damage other than like maybe running full speed into your ankles or something. Anyway, the midget-y goodness begins like 30 seconds in.St ...more.