I don't believe I've ever been to a circus due to my crippling fear of clowns and my embarrassing childhood predisposition to jumping through hoops that made people think I was raised by trained seals (False; my mother merely was impregnated by one). Anyway, given that, I can't confirm nor deny the magic and wonder (and creepiness) going on at the Big Apple Circus. ...more.

One of my favorite things to do is find the biggest creeps on the Internet and bring them to you, the mainstream Joe who isn't out trolling for creeps on the Internet because you're not wasting your life away. Oh I just made myself sad. Anyway, check out this guy and his enactment of a Sailor Moon squabble, starring toys. ...more.

There aren't a whole lot of taboos on the Internet; keep in mind that the most popular video last year involved two young ladies crapping into a cup, eating it, then swapping it and making out, possibly at gunpoint. With that said, there may be one really obvious one...posting a video about your adventures in hooking up with kids. ...more.

The struggle between banner ads and browsers has turned into a full-blown war, and like any war it's created it's unleashed horrors, destroyed the scenery, and everyone wishes it would just stop. A barrage of blinking gifs have made us so good at ignoring idiotic annoyances that Tila Tequila released a book and no-one slapped her. If this keeps up the human race will ignore itself to death, ...more.

Internet dating has exploded in popularity over the years, becoming less of a social taboo than it has been in the past. However the stigma of danger and rapeyness remains, and captcha codes like this one on Singlesnet.com might not do a whole lot to help. ...more.

Some people take Facebook as serious business, reading way too much into it. So one guy has a girlfriend who thinks he has entirely too many female friends on there and thus began Caleb Roy's very funny plea to get more "dudes" on his Facebook page. ...more.

I've had girlfriends cheat on me before, I think. I'm lucky enough to never have witnessed it first-hand, but when they come home looking like their face was painted with a glazed donut, you just know. But this married man who walked in on his wife cheating really kicked it up a notch...the story, after the jump, is longish but worth reading. ...more.

Everyone always seems to love when I post these random Facebook interactions and, in my neverending bid for your approval, have another one. The backstory: Some guy was contacted by a woman claiming to be his mom via Facebook. Humorous failure after the jump. ...more.

Some Web site has been running a contest in which users vote for Miley Cyrus's number one fan. And the person in first place there truly personifies the Miley Cyrus fan that the liberal "don't-beat-off-to-teen-pop-sensations" media doesn't want you to see. ...more.

Being morbidly obese is depressing for so many reasons. But it's even more depressing when you're the horse that's expected to support the aforementioned morbidly obese person. ...more.

Via Dueling Analogs comes this comic that explains the problems behind Twitter's recent outage and a visit from a special guest. ...more.

I find it odd when people have personal conversations on Facebook as though no one else can see. Here's a beautiful example of that. ...more.

MMA: Fedor Emelianenko joins StrikeforceSOCCER: Russian fans told to drink whiskey to ward off fluNFL: Grand jury indicts Burress on three weapons chargesNFL: Vick homecoming in Virginia postponedNFL: Nevada court considers releasing O.J. SimpsonNBA: Mark Madsen purchased stolen domain name for $100,000 on eBayon 205th recommends... ...more.

Australia is backwards in a lot of ways, most notably the toilet going backwards thing. Another way: Their porn filters block educational stuff, but not not the porn.AN INTERNET filter installed by the NSW education department gave students access to pornographic material - but blocked educational sites.One site a Year 10 student opened while searching for a type of bird contained graphic sex ...more.