Look, this is totally liberal-slanted to make the type of conservatives who come out against President Obama look like complete idiots; it is possible to disagree with aspects of Obama's presidency without being afflicted with Down's Syndrome. But!...people acting like complete idiots, always entertaining. ...more.

I have a fixation with old advertisements. Old misogynistic ones, ones that show how different society was back then, whatever. But this ad for Jello and its puddings might be the saddest old advertisement ever. ...more.

There is nothing interesting going on online today that I can write about. And you know what I blame? Shit like this f'ing stupid picture below....more.

I'm not entirely sure why I expect better from a country with tentacle porn and women in bride costumes being shit on while they giggle, but this might be the meanest thing Japan has done. Look at this poor little bear who's terrified of tigers being forced into a cage with them.That is so adorable and so mean at the same time. This bear is doing pratfalls like Dick Van Dyke (skip to :40), b ...more.

Man, you can never underestimate the power of Craigslist. Not only can you get worn out, semen-stained couches, but you can even hire someone to rape your wife. What a country!...more.

Okay so these videos blew up a couple days ago but then the YouTube account of this kid disappeared so I couldn't post them, which made me very sad. But some hero of the Internet saved them and reupped them, so my heart is full of joy again. Check out this progeria kid (the genetic condition that makes you take on certain older features at a young age; this kid is either 16 or 22, according to v ...more.

In this video we take a look a documentary-esque look at the elusive "Guido" and, well, it's a pretty embarrassing time to be an American with Italian ancestry.So who's the one to blame for this? At what point did the representation of Italian people go from a pizza man with a monkey with an organ to a mobster to some orange goblin with electric shocked hair? I mean, don't get me wrong, I ha ...more.

There's been a shooting in Binghamton after some dude entered a building with a rifle and picked people off. Sad story. But the listeners of Howard Stern's show are there to be douchebags and prank call poor innocent Fox News just like the old days.I don't really care so much about mocking a tragic situation or how Fox News looks like assholes here. I'm not much of a Howard Stern guy, more ...more.

An Indianapolis bakery is upping the ante on fattening foods and providing arguably the laziest development in fattiness yet. Say hello to our new friend, the Pizza Cone....more.

Via Virus Comix comes this little diddy about the various people you see in a bar (you probably have to click through to read all the small text)....more.