Since many of us are sports fans, I think we're all fairly inundated by the obnoxious beer ads every Sunday, aimed to make me drink to avoid my fantasy team losing it's sixth game in a row despite the fact I own Adrian Peterson and Drew Brees and my opponent owned the Steelers' D which inexplicably got two late TDs thanks to that a-hole Brett Favre. Oh, where was I? Right...here's an awesome ...more.

This video is all the rage in Russia, much like stale vodka, governmentally supplied bread, and inspirational messages from punchdrunk American boxers with a speech impediment. What you're about to witness is the luckiest unlucky guy in the world. ...more.

There was a time before the Internet where, to meet new people for romance, men and women would, through a dating connection agency, put together videos of themselves to solicit replies from people. This compilation of single gentlemen looking for a lady to "have some fun with" is the finest thing you will ever see. No amount of hyperbole I can give here will build this up adequately, just watch ...more.

Am I obscenely late on this video or ahead of the curve on it? I have no clue, but if you haven't seen this video entitled Ask Propecia the Crack Hoe, a (skit?) segment, you need to see it IMMEDIATELY. ...more.

Horses can't be thrilled that they've been taken over by cars. But score a point for this Israeli horse who leaped onto and over a car that was threatening its very existence. ...more.

As you may know, I dabble in stand-up comedy. And it is not easy, rest assured. But then sometimes you see a transcendent talent make it look so easy. This is not one of those times. Meet Tron! ...more.

This girl has all the brilliant ideas needed to save California's economic problems. I could listen to her talk for...well, a couple minutes.I didn't know that the East Coast believes in slaves and I'm not sure why no one ever told me until this video. You mean I could have been owning people all this time and yet here I am, buying cotton balls in Duane Reade like an asshole.Reason how I k ...more.

I had always thought MacGyver was all about using household items to stop explosions. Turns out the only explosions were the ones MacGyver would get in his pants from watching Captain Kangaroo.Listen, so what if MacGyver's bathing kids that don't belong to him and getting all wet? It doesn't mean he's a pedophile. Maybe he's just a bath enthusiast. This kid has to learn a lot of important ...more.

As you may be aware as a long time reader of this site, I typically attempt to avoid judging others for being different. So let's appreciate this video of a gay double amputee singing Mariah Carey purely for its artistic merits.Stirring. What a beautiful rendition. It's inspirational to see someone chasing their dreams to entertain in spite of their disabilities. By which I mean the fact t ...more.

It seems like one of the popular things to do these days is splice together clips of Food Network whores doing stuff to make it sexual. Skip to like :33 for the good stuff.Sandra Lee might not be hot by Internet model standards, but I'd definitely blow a load in her casserole (that's not a euphemism, I'd f her and then beat off into whatever food dish was nearby). Ditto for most of the chick ...more.

It's hard to tell who's the bigger dick in this scenario: The loud-mouthed drunk American girl or the assholeish Mexican dude who knocks her on the floor.Drunk girls are generally pretty insufferable. It's either hostility/cuntiness, a series of "Woo's" with arms extended, or vomiting onto something. Granted, you can usually f them through most of these scenarios, which helps make them more ...more.

It's entirely too early for me to exist today let alone use any effort and this video is trending on YouTube right now despite being quite old so, hey, two great tastes. What happens when a dog has an unhealthy appetite for vaginas? Skip to 1:30 in.You might think this is bad, but I think it's a step forward for dogs. They bite penises all the time, plus they're always shoving phallic objec ...more.

This morning on the Today Show, they delved into all the hard-hitting news. Like "Can a boy do a somersault into a full-court basketball shot?" The answer: Yes, but only if he has really stupid hair.That is a pretty amazing thing to do, I have to say. And I'm sure it took hours of practice and effort to get done. Which is good, because when interviewing at a college or a job, the first thi ...more.

Okay so these videos blew up a couple days ago but then the YouTube account of this kid disappeared so I couldn't post them, which made me very sad. But some hero of the Internet saved them and reupped them, so my heart is full of joy again. Check out this progeria kid (the genetic condition that makes you take on certain older features at a young age; this kid is either 16 or 22, according to v ...more.