I know the headline conjures up images of some sort of fantastical superhero whose origin story you probably wouldn't want to know. But this is a simple video of a simple man at Kansas State who has said NO MORE to self-pleasure. ...more.

For years I've felt like my "solo time" has lacked a degree of whimsy. But thanks to the good people at Kanojo Toys, I can now get all the satisfaction of having sex with an egg without any of the ruining of omelets. ...more.

It's safe to assume we've all masturbate to an exercise video or show at some point, right? I think the only one I have was Kiana Tom's old show on ESPN2 back in my early jackin' days. Well here's one you probably can't get off to because it's alarmingly unsexy...jazzercise!There has never been a moment where I have found someone calling me a hot dog to be arousing. Except when I used to go ...more.

In fairness, this guy seems more like a borderline retard than a creep when compared to Chris-Chan, eater of semen, but still this video is certainly..something.It just seems like smoking in the shower would be counterproductive. How badly do you need nicotine anyways? Are these 20 minutes in the shower really going to break you? I need to know more.Unrelated to the video, I've never been ...more.

Note: I initially made a typo that made the headline, "Gentleman caught jerking it in cat," which would make this an entirely different story. But for now, just in the car will have to suffice.I like ejaculating about as much as anyone. It's fun, you can shoot it at targets, whatever. But I never get having to jerk it outside of your home. Are you that much of a junkie that you can't wait ...more.

No clue what the source is on this, but I love it....more.

Via Explosm comes this tale of a man and his love for gardening....more.

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about the real dangers of being Batman....more.

Via Player Vs. Player comes this tale of being a man taking on the establishment. The establishment on a girly little bike....more.

I'm sure this is the most surprising headline you've ever read on this site because who would think that choking yourself during orgasm at work is a bad idea. But lo and behold, it is....more.

In the worst news since possibly ever, it turns out that your zest for orgasms, if you're a man between 20 and 40, can make you more prone to cancer. :(:(:(:(:(:(...more.

Some company called Sloggi, who apparently sells underwear, held their annual competition for "Most Beautiful Bottom in the World". I probably don't need to say any more to get you to watch the video.The female winner is Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak, a 20 year-old form Brazil. And with a name as awful as that, you need to have an amazing ass to balance it out. These competitions are always sor ...more.

I've always believed that there's a certain humor to man-on-man (or man-in-man) action and, fortunately, I'm not alone. Check out these two guys having a little fun for CNN's cameras as CNN reports on the "tragic" Lehman Brothers bankruptcy situation.The money shot, so to speak, is about 13 seconds in.It's important to have a good support system in place during a crisis like the one at Lehm ...more.

Anything I give you here will just sully the beauty of this article. So read the snippet below.A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she ...more.