How awesome is this Nerf gun, the Nerf Raider CS-35? It has an actual ammo drum on it! This bad boy is semi-automatic with a drum magazine that hold up to 35 darts. You can also swap the drum out for spring clips holding seven darts each once for more quick strikes once you use up your main supply.No longer will you have to pretend to be a mass murderer with your Pew! Pew! sounds... Now you can he ...more.

Everyone owned or came in contact with the famous Fisher Price Little People set at some time or another. But are you creative enough to put something like this together, as one heroic photographer did? It's a night of euphoric passion in the form of a barnyard orgy. It's even better than I can possibly articulate here. ...more.

First rule, if you are thinking about buying your daughter one of these pole dancing dolls then somewhere along the way your life rolled right off the tracks.H/T: Gizmodo ...more.

For some reason, toymakers have an obsession with dolls that can replicate the bodily functions of an actual baby. For further proof, check out "Bebé Glotón" (or "Baby Glutton" in English), a Spanish doll that replicates the breastfeeding experience. ...more.

Remember how much fun slot cars were when you were a kid. Okay, shut up. I know you don't remember them because you are younger than I am. This is for all the oldesters like me. Remember those? Weren't they cool? How'd you like to have a little mini set you set up at work? Well here you go! Takara Tomy Micro Slot Cars!I know I would get bored with this in like two days, but it's one of those nosta ...more.

Toys that lack the requisite amount of thought before going out on the market amuse me quite a bit. For example, meet the ToyPedo....more.

A water cannon that can be controlled by a remote and shoot water up to 100 feet? Where do I sign up?The cannon's base connects to a garden hose; three interchangeable nozzles (spray, mist, and stream) fit onto the end of the cannon's barrel, generating different spray patterns, enabling you to soak a wider number of playmates.Playmates? I am thinking more along the lines of the coeds renting out ...more.

Rarely do I see a YouTube video and actually laugh out loud; years of watching countless things has made me jaded, like a porn star seeing ample genitals. But this ad for the toy, Baby Wee Wee, will make you lose your mind.That is exactly the same thing that happens to me whenever scratches my belly. I just lose control and, within seconds, something splashes someone in the face. It's like ...more.

I can't stress enough how much I love Buzzfeed, particularly Peggy over there and the stuff she finds. This video on stuffing a bear is completely immature but awesome. Watch the man stuffing the bear in the video below and see what it reminds you of.I think I'd be better off never knowing how anything has ever been made in the history of the world. Like when I saw the videos about hot dogs ...more.

The next time you think to yourself, "I really don't give a flying f*ck." now you can prove it...Made from soft-foam and controlled by a two-channel helicopter style flight system, the Flying F*ck does exactly what it says on the box. Not merely a novelty, the Flying F*ck actually flies superbly and can be trimmed for stability and flown just like a remote controlled helicopter. You don’t just l ...more.

Via Explosm comes this comic about the real life results of trying to make my childhood heroes, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles....more.

Toys are evil if we've ever learned anything from the movie Child's Play or that time that "Hopping Tigger" laid near my face "hopping" repeatedly. So it should come as no shock that a toy parrot turned against its owner (or did exactly what it was programmed to do) by cursing repeatedly.When Tina Banks spotted the toy parrot as she browsed for a present for her baby daughter, she thought it wa ...more.

From Barbie's Dream House 50th Anniversary Celebration or some sort of similar event name that has less capitalized words......more.

If you have kids then you know they have some LEGOs, so how cool would it be to help them build something, a house, a fort, whatever, then out of nowhere spring this bad boy on them and blow the hell out of whatever they built?Ogre is a "Tank" built around a Zamor launching system nicknamed "Hailstorm". It uses three XL PF motors, controlled either by a standard PF remote, or by the on-board (blac ...more.