Working in some sort of turkey processing plant can't be the most exciting of jobs (assuming you don't get off on murdering innocent animals, not that I give a f or won't eat it, but that's what the job is ). So you have to make your own fun. Like giving a Nazi-ish speech to the turkeys.Pretty cute right! Up until the part when he goes, "Hey, let me cut your head off and bind your arms and ...more.

Everyone loves ice cream and everyone loves dirty Turkish street vendors. So when you combine those two factors, you can see why this video is so enjoyable and frustrating at the same time.I get that, as a business, you need to have a little pizazz to stand out. I get so annoyed by cutesy shit in establishments, like when there are performers at the restaurant or when there's a show where th ...more.

50 Cent went on a Turkish game show a little while back to promote, I don't know, giraffe torture. And the culture clash is pretty hysterical.As FilmDrunk points out, the most awesome part is when the Turkish broad challenges 50 to a dance contest of sorts at 0:18. Apparently she missed the last, like, 400 years of black people existing because trying to get a black person to dance against y ...more.