AFL: New arena football league launching, will include 16 teamsCFB: Trojans' Stafon Johnson has surgery after weights mishapCFB: New Mexico coach reprimanded for fight with assistantCFB: Texas Tech's Mike Leach bans players from TwitterNFL: Jets' Ryan benches WR for playing time TweetsNBA: Heat bar players from Twitter during games, practicesHORSE RACING: Churchill Downs to add permanent lights by ...more.

MMA: Herschel Walker signs with StrikeforceMMA: Former boxing champ Ricardo Mayorga ready for MMANFL: Terrell Owens Twitter-rips Tony RomoNFL: Buffalo Bills player's home robbed on game day, sadly not T.O.'sNFL: Redskins rookie apologizes for 'dim wits' TweetMLB: Lenny Dykstra vandalizing own home?MLB: Mariners catcher Rob Johnson injured celebratingNASCAR: NASCAR asks for mental evaluations on Ma ...more.

NFL: Tila Tequila attorney: Shawne Merriman explanation is 'spin'NFL: Brett Favre 'may not' be up for all 16 Vikings gamesNFL: Ochocinco finds Twitter loophole, promises surpriseNFL: Harrison accuser dies in separate shooting incidentCBK: Former Kentucky coach Billy Gillispie checked into rehab SOCCER: UK pardons soccer fan for attempted murderUFC: Cro Cop clears the airUFC: Jackson vs. Evans figh ...more.

CFL: Pacman Jones will have Charles Rogers riding shotgun in WinnipegNFL: Favre, Vick jerseys headline sales listNFL: Texans owner denies NFLPA secret meetingsNFL: Cowboys top NFL value rankings at $1.65 billionCFB: Wolverines coach Rich Rodriguez tied to banned boosterMLB: Schilling expresses some interest in Kennedy seatMLB: Rangers owner has six offers for teamMLS: Soccer clubs threaten breakaw ...more.

NBA: Nate Robinson arrested, had suspended licenseNBA: Knicks guard tweets during arrestNFL: Japanese Cherry Blossom body lotion plagues punt returnersNFL: Venus, Serena joining Dolphins ownership rosterNFL: Sage Rosenfels: 'This wasn't what I was hoping for'NFL: O.J. Simpson memorabilia divided, some returned to SimpsonNFL: Lawyer: Goldman will not sell Simpson footballsCFB: Sooners' LB Balogun f ...more.

Via Dueling Analogs comes this comic that explains the problems behind Twitter's recent outage and a visit from a special guest. ...more.

Earlier this week, there was a story out that Pistons rookie DeJuan Summers was racing a pornstar to 4,000 followers on Twitter.A blogger, in fact a Detroit blogger, picked up on the story and it spread through the internet like wildfire.What followed was indeed amusing. A pornstar making a moral argument?Yep. I'm still stunned ...more.

F1: Schumacher making comeback to replace MassaUFC: Anderson Silva has signed to box Roy Jones Jr.MMA: Gina Carano lookin' good, feelin' goodNFL: Bobby Wade says Brian Urlacher thinks Jay Cutler is a 'p*ssy'CFB: Oklahoma's Bradford asked to autograph a babyNBA: David Beckham taunted by Shaquille O'Neal on TwitterNASCAR: Stepmother sues suspended Mayfield over commentsPGA: John Daly gets own realit ...more.

You know what's not getting enough coverage? The situation in Iran. Fret not, I'm here to help. Here's a Funny or Die video about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad learning how to use Twitter.I'm all for the people in Iran staking a claim for democracy and all that, but I'm getting a little tired of the social pressure on me caring. Don't get me wrong, it sucks that they're stuck under a leader who's um ...more.

NFL: World's saddest man pretends to be Tim Rattay on TwitterNFL: Jets to wear corporate patch on practice jerseysNFL: Cowboys heavy metal group lands record dealUFC: Lesnar says being "built like a black man" is reason for his physiqueSOCCER: Beckham wins damages over topless model slurNBA: 2009 mock draft: Version 3.0MLB: Ryne Sandberg says Sammy Sosa doesn't belong in HallMLB: Obama to throw ou ...more.

What if you just went around saying to random people all the silly things that people say on Twitter? Well, this would happen... ...more.