I'm a big supporter of our troops; for example, I occasionally wear a camouflage hoodie and when people ask me, "What's up with the hoodie?" I reply "AMERICA, THAT'S WHAT'S UP." My irrationality aside, this video is just awesome. Maybe you have to be an animal lover to get it, but these dogs' reactions to their owner coming home stirred something in my black heart. ...more.

You may think you know all you need to know about mobile homes, but you haven't even scratched the surface until you've seen this obscenely bad ass ad for Cullman Liquidation Co. ...more.

Shaolin monks supposedly endure a training technique which involves pummeling themselves to strengthen their bodies (it also supposedly revives dead fat cells, which makes it easier to stay fit). Monks live to be like 1000 years old and could still probably kick your ass, so I don't want to question them too much. But when you're a gawky kid doing the same thing, well, it just looks silly. ...more.

What if I were to tell you that a mere fourteen years ago, a dance crew of pre-pubescent boys emulated the popular male erotic dancers from Chippendales and not only did no one stop them, but they also became somewhat famous? You'd probably say I'm stoned. And you'd be right. But that doesn't mean that this didn't happen. Meet The Chippendiddys. ...more.

This is probably more sad than funny, but still. A Minnesota man got tasered by the police for resisting arrest. The only problem is that he wasn't "resisting arrest" as much as he was "patiently resting his hands on the hood of the cop car, politely awaiting the police officer's return." I could see how you'd get those two things confused. ...more.

Everyone's favorite geek goddess Olivia Munn did a little photo shoot for something called MYMAG. Yeah, I have never heard of it either, but if they continue to get babes like Olivia to pose in their underwear for photographs I predict a long and profitable run for them. ...more.

If you've ever had a relative addicted to a drug, you can probably relate to this clip (I see a lot of my own granulated Funion addiction). From an episode of A&E's Intervention comes this clip of "Christy," a meth addict. And, as the headline indicates, Christy has in fact achieved an unbreakable high score at the big version of Space Invaders we call life. ...more.

This video seems like it should be a part of Southwest Airline's "Want to get away?" series of ads in which people want to go on vacation to avoid catastrophic situations. A forklift driver smashed into a shelf of Cognac and everything fell in the most horrific of ways. ...more.

One of my favorite things to do is find the biggest creeps on the Internet and bring them to you, the mainstream Joe who isn't out trolling for creeps on the Internet because you're not wasting your life away. Oh I just made myself sad. Anyway, check out this guy and his enactment of a Sailor Moon squabble, starring toys. ...more.

There have been very few trustworthy monkeys that I've encountered in life. Most would maul you the first chance they get and/or throw feces on you as soon as they feel continent. So it comes as no shock that this damned dirty chimp would strip a woman down in broad daylight. Video is after the jump and I suppose it's technically NSFW, unless you're a monkey with grabby hands and a day job. ...more.

There aren't a whole lot of taboos on the Internet; keep in mind that the most popular video last year involved two young ladies crapping into a cup, eating it, then swapping it and making out, possibly at gunpoint. With that said, there may be one really obvious one...posting a video about your adventures in hooking up with kids. ...more.

This is either the best viral marketing for BMW you've ever seen or the most complete and utter breakdown of how to drive a car ever. I guarantee this is the most entertaining parking fail you've ever seen. ...more.

Since many of us are sports fans, I think we're all fairly inundated by the obnoxious beer ads every Sunday, aimed to make me drink to avoid my fantasy team losing it's sixth game in a row despite the fact I own Adrian Peterson and Drew Brees and my opponent owned the Steelers' D which inexplicably got two late TDs thanks to that a-hole Brett Favre. Oh, where was I? Right...here's an awesome ...more.

Inside the Lines' Tim Brown shares his expectations and expert picks for NCAA Week 8 game, BYU vs TCU....more.