I don't cover nice things often enough here, but this is one. A guy in a wheelchair stopped a suspected child molester attempting to STEAL A LITTLE GIRL in a Wal-Mart. But Cameron Aulner doesn't want to be called a hero. So good for you, Mr. Aulner, you're my half-man, half-cyborg hero. ...more.

There are some people who just look like they match the crime they're committing. For example, take a look at this photo of Roger Stephens. Doesn't he just look like the type of guy who'd slap a little girl who's crying in a Wal-Mart? Well, good thing he does, because he totally did do that. And his quote afterwards is priceless. ...more.

Via my new favorite video site Laugh Freak comes this charming news story of Walmart and its love for penis shaped crazy straws.Get Flash to see this player.var so = new SWFObject("http://laughfreak.com/player/player.swf","vshare_player","425","350","8"); so.addParam("allowfullscreen","true"); so.addVariable("file","http://laughfreak.com/flvideo/12276412462046472314.flv"); so.addVariable("i ...more.