There are few sentences that are quite as unappealing in life as one that features the phrase "Slutty Pikachu." But then, boom, you see it in action and wonder, hmm, maybe this isn't so bad....more.

Everyone knows about cutting and bulimia and whatever (kids: note that bulimia is totally cool if it makes you more attractive) amongst dumb shit teenage girls do. Now a new thing to add to the list: "Self-embedding". Note: That's a paper clip embedded in the arms of a girl (seemingly a chubby girl, shocker)....more.

Kids love hugs from strangers. It's science, at least according to NAMBLA. But a junior high kid might be charged with sexual battery for hugging a school social worker....more.

Video games lead to divorce! Families torn apart by virtual infidelity! Oh woe is me!...more.