<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" ><channel><title>Guyism &#187; William Daniels</title> <atom:link href="http://guyism.com/tag/william-daniels/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://guyism.com</link> <description>What guys need.</description> <lastBuildDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 12:00:21 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <copyright>Copyright &#xA9; Guyism 2010 </copyright> <managingEditor>chris.spagnuolo@gmail.com (Guyism)</managingEditor> <webMaster>chris.spagnuolo@gmail.com (Guyism)</webMaster> <category>posts</category> <itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords> <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle> <itunes:summary>What guys need.</itunes:summary> <itunes:author>Guyism</itunes:author> <itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/> <itunes:owner> <itunes:name>Guyism</itunes:name> <itunes:email>chris.spagnuolo@gmail.com</itunes:email> </itunes:owner> <itunes:block>No</itunes:block> <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> <itunes:image href="http://guyism.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress_large.jpg" /> <image> <url>http://guyism.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg</url><title>Guyism</title><link>http://guyism.com</link> <width>144</width> <height>144</height> </image> <item><title>Drunk man attempts sexual relations with a truck</title><link>http://guyism.com/2008/09/drunk-man-attempts-sexual-relations-with-a-truck.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2008/09/drunk-man-attempts-sexual-relations-with-a-truck.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:12:37 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Spags</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[weird news]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[How to fuck your car]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Knight Rider]]></category> <category><![CDATA[TV]]></category> <category><![CDATA[videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[William Daniels]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=3585</guid> <description><![CDATA[You know, I find it odd that with the news being so utterly depressing this week and society basically collapsing around us that the funny video well seems to be more full than ever before.  Here&#8217;s a clip of some drunk guy trying to have sex with a truck.  Why?  Why not, [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I find it odd that with the news being so utterly depressing this week and society basically collapsing around us that the funny video well seems to be more full than ever before.  Here&#8217;s a clip of some drunk guy trying to have sex with a truck.  Why?  Why not, you sanctimonious bastard.</p><p><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wyp_a8zWG7s&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wyp_a8zWG7s&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center></p><p>The thing I find odd on the YouTube clip is that it specifically mentions that the truck is a Toyota.  Perhaps this is a viral marketing campaign for Toyota.  Toyota: You can f your truck.  It&#8217;s appealing.  Don&#8217;t act like you didn&#8217;t see Knight Rider and immediately think that you wanted to f the artificially intelligent brains out of KITT.  Hell, same thing with Mr. Feeny on Boy Meets World.  That William Daniels is just a sexy man, what can I say?</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2008/09/drunk-man-attempts-sexual-relations-with-a-truck.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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