For thousands of years there has been Man. A few hours after Man was created, so too was Woman. Twice the beauty and only half the driving skills. And for thousands of years, Man has done utterly asinine things on account of Woman. Men have climbed the highest mountains, waged catastrophic wars, built epic monuments in their honor, painted them beautiful pictures and then promptly mailed them thei ...more.

Nothing can get you all hot and stanky like a roll in the hay with a special person (or not so special person who was both there and alive). Fortunately, this old ad for Arrid Cream shows that, hey ladies, you rub this on and you won't smell like whore. ...more.

The two surgeries women most often get are liposuction and breast implants. Well, now thanks to an advancement in science in the UK, here's two birds brutally murdered with one stone: They can take your fat and inject it into your boobs to make you thinner AND bustier. To science! ...more.

Every girl should wear something slinky to bed to keep the spice alive in their relationship (keeping the spice alive can also be achieved by shoving a bottle of Mrs. Dash in your cooch, FYI). Enter this old ad for the World's Shortest Nightie. ...more.

I have a fixation with old advertisements. Old misogynistic ones, ones that show how different society was back then, whatever. But this ad for Jello and its puddings might be the saddest old advertisement ever. ...more.

Any time someone utters a quote that discusses how they have "cocaine in [their] coochy" upon getting arrested, you can pretty much guarantee that I'm going to post it. Also, check out the arrested girl's photo...I'd hit it. ...more.

I find it odd when people have personal conversations on Facebook as though no one else can see. Here's a beautiful example of that. ...more.

Via Dustinland comes the most logical argument for having a baby that any woman could ever provide. ...more.

This girl has all the brilliant ideas needed to save California's economic problems. I could listen to her talk for...well, a couple minutes.I didn't know that the East Coast believes in slaves and I'm not sure why no one ever told me until this video. You mean I could have been owning people all this time and yet here I am, buying cotton balls in Duane Reade like an asshole.Reason how I k ...more.

I don't post the stupid questions on Yahoo Answers too often because they often seem fake and cliche. But this one tickled my fancy for some reason....more.

Love is a tricky thing. You want it to work always, so you'll overlook some things. But your girl biting the court-appointed mediator after she threatened to kill you might be a sign to get back into that dating pool....more.

A woman in the UK was the victim of an attempted sexual assault. Fortunately, she got away with the help of her trusty rape stick."I heard footsteps behind me and I just knew it wasn't a walker as they sounded like heavy work shoes," she recalled, "I have no idea where he came from because he just seemed to appear from nowhere. When I noticed he was wearing jeans and a padded jacket, I knew for ...more.

Exhibit 1734646 as to why women shouldn't be allowed into cars: This French lady's reaction to the traffic situation.So my question is...she looks healthy, no problems walking at all. So did she have the crutch lying around? Or did she steal it from a crippled person in her car? Either way, this woman has issues that need to be addressed. Though if she were to beat a car she was angry at w ...more.

An adorable little Japanese boy decided to give flowers to performers at some sort of recital. The first one goes swimmingly and the second...notsomuch.It seems too obvious to point out that this kid has basically just seen 99% of the future encounters he'll have with women over the next 20 years. What he should do is take this as a learning experience as he grows older. That learning exper ...more.