A recently married couple was trying to conceive, only there was a small problem...every time the husband would leave a dose of his baby making magic in her belly, the woman felt huge pains inside. So she came to the conclusion that she might be allergic to his sperm. ...more.

Shaolin monks supposedly endure a training technique which involves pummeling themselves to strengthen their bodies (it also supposedly revives dead fat cells, which makes it easier to stay fit). Monks live to be like 1000 years old and could still probably kick your ass, so I don't want to question them too much. But when you're a gawky kid doing the same thing, well, it just looks silly. ...more.

What if I were to tell you that a mere fourteen years ago, a dance crew of pre-pubescent boys emulated the popular male erotic dancers from Chippendales and not only did no one stop them, but they also became somewhat famous? You'd probably say I'm stoned. And you'd be right. But that doesn't mean that this didn't happen. Meet The Chippendiddys. ...more.

If you've ever had a relative addicted to a drug, you can probably relate to this clip (I see a lot of my own granulated Funion addiction). From an episode of A&E's Intervention comes this clip of "Christy," a meth addict. And, as the headline indicates, Christy has in fact achieved an unbreakable high score at the big version of Space Invaders we call life. ...more.

I don't believe I've ever been to a circus due to my crippling fear of clowns and my embarrassing childhood predisposition to jumping through hoops that made people think I was raised by trained seals (False; my mother merely was impregnated by one). Anyway, given that, I can't confirm nor deny the magic and wonder (and creepiness) going on at the Big Apple Circus. ...more.

I was just talking to my girlfriend about what religion we'd raise our kids (crossing my fingers for snake handler) and we sort of decided that maybe the whole church thing wasn't for us. But after seeing news about this Chicago church which is giving away money to get people into the building, well, I'm a devout follower of the almighty dollar. ...more.

Plastic surgeons have a bit of a God complex, but never has it been so present as in this one case from England. A British plastic surgeon took his new wife (whom he married for her "potential") then cut her up left and right for five years, with her approval, to make her into his ideal woman. Yeah. ...more.

Here's where I'll be spending Halloween this year after seeing these videos of last year's parties... First stop...The Playboy Mansion.  Then we'll head over to The Hustler 'Mansion'.  And finally, when the night is about over I am heading over to this guy's house... ...more.

What happens when you find your son dabbling in material meant for adults, like the female form? You go, "Oh you cad" and slap him on the back and let him go on his merry way. But what about if he's watching gentlemen enjoying each other's company in creative ways? Well, you have to vigorously punish him, if you're to believe this dad on Craigslist. ...more.

Have you looked at your pooch recently and thought, "I like your wiggle, pup." Well, good news if you move to Tennessee with this story...apparently, you can bone your dog with no repercussions and they don't quite know why. ...more.

There aren't a whole lot of taboos on the Internet; keep in mind that the most popular video last year involved two young ladies crapping into a cup, eating it, then swapping it and making out, possibly at gunpoint. With that said, there may be one really obvious one...posting a video about your adventures in hooking up with kids. ...more.

There's a real need for money out there. So much so that robbing a Taco Bell, pretty much the most wealthy of restaurants according to this chihuahua I asked, isn't enough for one guy...he tried to get a job there too. ...more.

A lady of the evening in Los Angeles was just minding her business when some kid was being rude to her. So this poor, innocent woman, just trying to make it in this work-a-day world of ours, had to defend herself...by spraying the kid with mace. ...more.

You may consider it a social faux pas to announce to the world that you have little bugs infesting your genitals. But welcome to Web 2.0, like this girl who took to Facebook to announce her little crabs. ...more.