I adore the show True Blood, though I find emulating its support of blood drinking to be both costly, messy, and not very satisfying. So someone, presumably for my benefit, decided to crop together a sitcom version of True Blood called "At Merlotte's" and it's pretty accurate. ...more.

The wheels really come off this Fox Business Network newscast extremely quickly. It's such a beautiful clusterf that you have to watch.It's easy to go, "LOL OF COURSE FOX WOULD DO THIS," but that's not really the case. This is the problem with having a network that you have to program for 24 hours a day. There are so many wheels in motion and so many things to coordinate at once that it's b ...more.

I'm certain this is one of those things that's been on the Internet for an eternity, but I just saw it today so that pretty much makes it new again. Here's outtakes of Alex Trebek, seemingly drunk, acting completely boorish.I had a great idea for a game show but no one ever listened to me. It'd involve me as the host with three contestants. They'd have to compete against a young man with Do ...more.

Via Calamities of Nature comes this comic about the self-important douches at Mensa....more.

Via Crooked Gremlins comes this somewhat funny take on movie posters....more.

Believe me, I hate posting Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal so often, but it's just so freaking brilliant so regularly that I can't help it....more.

The news is depressing lately so what better way to lighten the mood then strap on your finest bear suit and take a walk on the beach...in the middle of Hurricane Ike.The reporter in the video above called him a clown, but I consider him a real American hero. In fact, with so much shit in the form of major banks going bankrupt and stupid VP candidates and the downfall of our economy and entir ...more.

You know how Fred "Mister" Rogers died seven years ago? Well, his show was still on the air...until this upcoming week.But news that, starting Monday, "Mister Rogers" will disappear from the schedules of many PBS stations—including WTTW-Ch. 11 in Chicago, as well as stations in Los Angeles and apparently New York—has legions of parents and other fans lamenting what they see as a timeless ...more.