One of my favorite things to do is find the biggest creeps on the Internet and bring them to you, the mainstream Joe who isn't out trolling for creeps on the Internet because you're not wasting your life away. Oh I just made myself sad. Anyway, check out this guy and his enactment of a Sailor Moon squabble, starring toys. ...more.

Make no mistake, this video is f'ing hilarious. But I have a bit of a soft spot for this poor kid who's tired of anonymous commenters calling him a homo.Anonymous commenters on the Internet are kind of douchebags. Like they hate everything. "But Chris," you ask innocently fearing my drunken rage, "You also hate everything. How are you different?" Well reader, great question I fictionally m ...more.

Girls will do anything for your YouTube views and, let's be honest, guys will watch anything with a hot chick. This week: Reading.It's important to be nice and loose and limber before reading. What with all the vital leg movements you must do.The commenter on this video who says "Intelligence fetish" is so right. She has HUUUUGE brains. Nice and full, round. Man, I'd love to just smush ...more.

After last week's post about the Wii Fit whores I wondered...what other sort-of mundane but vaguely sexual activities are out there on YouTube?Cartwheels are always fun. Cheerleaders do them, you look up their skirt, everyone laughs and hides their slight erection. But it's kind of perturbing to see a chick do them over and over spliced with photos of her cleavage. Perturbingly arousing, but ...more.

Want to make a successful YouTube video? Here's how! Step one: Buy a Nintendo Wii. Step two: Buy Wii fit. Step three: Have vagina. Step four: Don't be too fat. It's that easy!My personal favorite because this girl is attractive, sluttily dressed, and desperate for attention. All are qualities I look for in a woman. They say you look for a woman like your mother.This one thinks it's cl ...more.

I've longed to be the star of a viral video, but perhaps not like this. Eight teens are accused of planning an attack on a girl for the purposes of making a popular YouTube video.Eight teenagers have been arrested on charges alleging they beat another teen in an "animalistic attack" so they could make a videotape to post on YouTube.Seven of them remained in juvenile detention Tuesday, autho ...more.

I wish April Fools Day had cervical cancer. These opening snippets are getting less punchy. Anyway I'm monitoring for shitty April Fools jokes because I'm your comedy hero.A look at any of YouTube's featured videos linked on the home page today gets you this gem. Surprise, it's not the video you wanted to see, but rather you've been RICK ROLLED. By which I mean subjected to the Rick Astley " ...more.