Zac Efron is going to be in the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie, according to reports coming out of the UK. There's a butt pirate joke here that I'm just too classy to make....more.

I don't know a whole lot about Vanessa Hudgens other than that she is in High School Musical, posed naked for a boyfriend and is dating that chick Zac Efron (seen below in the throes of lesbianism).Normally a lesbian motorboating another lesbian would do something for me, but for some reason I am not turned on by these two. ...more.