In spite of its sexy coeds and good sports teams, the University of Florida isn't a dumb school. But then again, perhaps I've been misled since they have an emergency contingency plan in case zombies attack. ...more.

Most people who've used the Internet know what furries are, particularly if you've ever Googled "Teddy Ruxpin sex." Um, accidentally. Of course. Anyway Anderson Cooper really lays it out when CNN is covering a furry convention for some reason.People often act like furries are the biggest sexual deviants on Earth, but I don't agree. When you have a healthy sex life, things sometimes get a l ...more.

So I don't know what this sounds like to you, but biting a man and eating his flesh sounds a bit like A ZOMBIE INFESTATION....more.

Via DJ Bogtrotter comes this handy chart as to how to tell what type of undead you're dealing with....more.

Don't know the source of this one so if it's a site you know, please leave it in the comments. It's a comic about zombies today. Because zombies are people too. Decomposed people, but people nonetheless....more.

I get that baby polar bears are cute and you want to play with them and whatever, but I really can't advocate letting the adorable little polar bear Flocke do this to you.If this doesn't end in Flocke growing to full-size and mauling her handler because that's how she's been taught to "play," I'm going to be extremely disappointed. People seriously need to learn that just because an animal is ...more.