‘Dead or Alive 5′ is again tops in the creepiness department

Matt Hawkins Contributing Writer, Video Games

Any fears that the Dead or Alive franchise was looking to shed its cartoonish mix of sexy and creepy can officially be put to rest with this latest trailer, featuring copious amounts of bunny outfits.

Granted, concerns that part 5 was going the semi-respectable route went out the window when word came of forthcoming enhanced breast physics. In the end, everything will indeed be more realistic, while still retaining its same, oddball qualities.

The end result is women on women action that’s more violent than we’ve ever seen, coupled with far stupider outfits than ever before.

Along with much more realistic boobies jiggling, everyone sounding like they’re 7 year old girls, and the Dennis Rodman-esque character being somehow creepier than the real thing. Quite the achievement!

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