Growler On Board will transport your beer, mark you as a bro for life

Dan Seitz Contributing Writer, Tech

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While I am a great fan of beer, and understand the problems in transporting large amounts of beer, if you buy your beer a child seat, it may be time to reconsider your relationship with alcohol.

Photo Credit: Growler on Board

And the Beer Transport Unit is essentially a child seat for your beer. It’s made of koozie foam, it’s designed to be buckled into your car seat, and it’s designed to transport three growlers.

Now, granted for the record, hauling growlers is a pain in the ass. But first of all, if you’re buying three growlers often enough to merit shelling out thirty bucks for these things, you need to look into just how much craft beer you drink. Secondly, if you’re so worried about it breaking, you buy a gigantic yellow foam tray, you might want to look into just what you’re using beer for.

That said, it is nice to see somebody finally looking into growler transport that doesn’t involve chucking a bunch of crumpled up newspaper into a copy paper box. I’m just concerned that we’ll be hearing about their visit to AA in a few years.

Beer Transport Unit [Growler on Board]