I Want: A Blitzball

Douglas Charles Managing Editor

Wanna throw some sick breaking balls without, you know, having to work really hard at it? Well, then the Blitzball is for you!

Young players will marvel at the Blitzball’s™ 40% extra home run distance. Older players will love it because of its outstanding speed and curving action.

Grab an official Blitzball™ today and start throwing blazing fastballs, jaw-dropping curveballs, and zig-zagging knuckleballs that would make any big-league pitcher jealous.

Okay, come on now… the only way this is going to make a big-league pitcher jealous is if my suddenly great throwing arm nets me Alyssa Milano. And that ain’t gonna happen (because she is married… otherwise I wouldn’t have ruled that out). Still cool, though.

(Source: Asylum | Blitzball)

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