I Want: A Sonic Bomb alarm clock

Douglas Charles Managing Editor

I don’t know about you but after a hard day of getting completely plowed at the strip club manual labor building homeless shelters I have a real hard time getting myself woke up in the morning. Problem solved. Introducing the Sonic Bomb alarm clock.

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The new Sonic Bomb SBB500ss AKA “The Bomb”, has been designed for guys of all ages on a mission. Stealth grey color with red controls, night vision display and pulsating alert lights won’t keep you in the dark. Complete with ground shaking super-charged bed shaker, and turbo-charged 113db extra loud alarm.

Yes, that would be louder than someone running a jackhammer in your room. And yes, you read that right, it shakes your damn bed. I don’t know if this would be a good alarm clock but I am totally getting it and sticking it my grandmother’s bedroom the next time I visit. Now that’s going to be a freaking laugh riot, I tell you! I can’t wait to see the look on her face!!

(Sources: Sonic Alert | Geekologie)

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