I Want: Glow in the dark toilet paper
Ever get up in the middle of the night to do a little business and don’t turn the lights on for fear of burning your corneas and you can’t see where the toilet paper is? Yeah, haven’t we all? Well, now your problem is solved! Glow in the dark toilet paper is here!!
Perfect for power cuts, this groovy glowing loo roll means that if you don’t want to wake anyone up in your household by turning on the light, it’ll cast its green glow over your bathroom, so you can find your way around.
It will light up the freaking bathroom? Really? Wait a second here. Don’t glow in the dark things need light on them for a brief period before they actually glow? And does this mean that when you wipe your assterior it will also be glowing?? So many questions… Oh yeah, it’s also about $8 a roll so you might as well just wipe your butt with dollar bills. It’d be cheaper… I still want this though.
(Sources: Thumbsupuk | Geekologie)


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