VIDEO: This Rube Goldberg Machine will open your beer
Shawn Norris
Most people want to open and drink beer in the quickest way possible, but there are a select few that build backyard spanning contraptions like this one that take a little more panache, beach balls, and overall patience to open their beer.
I give it props for the effort, although if we build one of these at my house we’d have to start drinking at 8am on Sunday to be drunk enough for the start of the afternoon NFL games. And then that’s not even gauging the fact that there is fire and a crossbow involved in this setup and that usually adds at least 2+ hours of medical treatment into that equation. I’m just saying this is cool if you have the time, but I mean you gotta reset every time you want another beer–it’s just not practical. I don’t even have time right now to see your encore for cutting the limes.
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