Dude comes home drunk to discover his mom is playing Zelda, decides to tell the internet
Matt Hawkins There are times in which I wish I could give the world wide web a big hug. And this is definitely one of them.
Via this legendary Reddit post:
And of course, the real entertainment is in everyone’s reactions. Here’s some of the best, thus far:
“I’m just going to say it, I’d bang your mom.”
“DAT LOWER BACK”
“Must’ve been a teenage mom”
“I played A Link to the Past with my mom when I was a kid. I used to come home from school and she would tell me about all the progress she made while I was gone. >:c”
“Sweet CRT man.”
“Your mom’s back is hot. Got any front sides?”
“Enhance!…”
“… woah… it worked…
EDIT: Peter Griffin as Han Sol… Just kidding, pseudolobster!”
“Your mom looks like she is barely 35 in that pic, shit you must be young or she ages extremely well. At least from the backside. Does NOT look like the mom I envisioned from the title. Looks like some college chick.”
“my mom was playing Ducktales when I was conceived.”
“Milf.”
“HEY OP THANKS FOR TAKING A SEXUAL PUIC OF YOUR MOM. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK EVERYONE WHO USES THIS SITE”
“zelda?…”
“… As hilarious as that would be, I’m pretty certain that is a remote control for the television.”
“… It’s funny because it looks like a dildo.”
“At least you didn’t walk in when she was playing with the dildo on the floor behind her. Count your blessings.”
“… Unless she has a TV in her uterus, I don’t think she will shove it up in her vagina.. that’s a remote!”
“… Nice try OP’s mom.”
“Dude, clean your house.”
“Dude, that silver thing to the right of her is definitely a dildo.”
“she must get laid ALL THE TIME!”
“I’d let her pull out my master sword.”
“Can I be your new dad?”
“Marry her”
“I’m not going to lie but… Original Zelda had like the scariest music ever!”
“COMMENTS SUMMARY: EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK YOUR MOM.”
“This actually kinda makes me sad :(. Why did mom want to get drunk alone? Then play video games by herself?”
“That game cartridge isn’t the only thing that’s getting blown tonight.”
“Seriously, Plasma and LCD prices are so cheap now. Buy a new tv, there is no excuse. A buddy and his wife had that exact tv until may this year. I got so sick of watching hockey on it at their place I went to best buy and dropped 800 on a new 50 inch plasma for them just so we could have a proper hockey party. Really people the 90′s are over it’s time to ditch the crt.”
“Dude, this rocks. We have, like, twin mothers or something. One of my favorite memories I have of my mom is coming home at 2 in the morning to her in her silly pink bathrobe that she’s had for as long as I can remember, eating a plate full of chicken gizzards and playing Twilight Princess like a pro. Our moms need to high-five, and the resulting wave of awesome will bring forth world peace. Or, you know, just be really awesome.”
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