Duke Nudem misses the target

Matt Hawkins Contributing Writer, Video Games

A flash game promoting the new Duke Nukem that’s essentially strip shooting seems like a recipe for success, doesn’t it?

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First and the foremost, the premise is indeed perfect for the franchise and Duke fans alike. As the man himself, you chose one of five ladies to face off against. Next, you two have to shoot assorted targets and follow some basic rules, all within a time limit. Whoever loses has to tear off a piece of clothing. The loser is the one left with nothing on (you don’t see Duke wearing nothing but a smile, it’s simply implied).

The problem is, the game itself is horribly broken. There’s this annoying lag that makes targeting a near impossibility. At first I wondered if it was just the difficultly I was playing at (girl 1-5 represents the challenge level). But even with girl number one, I was totally blown away. Next I thought maybe it was my browser; I did horrible in Chrome, but a little better in Safari. Enough to win one round, but that’s about it. Firefox was just as laggy.

So yeah, too bad… really could have been something too. Anyhow, for those who still wish to give it a shot, be my guest.

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