‘Pokemon’ in your ‘Fallout’, and in your shot glass as well

Matt Hawkins Contributing Writer, Video Games

Fun-fact: those cute and cuddly pocket monsters are, in fact, both terrifying and refreshing in the real world.

First up is a mod for Fallout: New Vegas which adds Pokemon to the mix. But these are the same ones that Ash kid hangs with, that’s for damn sure…

… It’s funny how a simple change in art style will make one realize what the game has been all about since day one: “Holy sh*t, that kid’s making a giant scorpion fight a fire breathing lizard!!!”

Anyhow, to calm down one’s nerves, here’s a good site to check out: The Drunken Moogle. It’s a Tumblr that’s dedicated to alcoholic beverages that ares inspired by vide games. Take the following three, Pokemon inspired shots and cocktails…

pokebooze1 Pokemon in your Fallout, and in your shot glass as well

Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Venusaur

Ingredients:
Bulbasaur-
1/2 shot lime vodka
1/4 shot lime juice
1/4 shot melon liqueur

Ivysaur-
1 shot lime vodka
1 shot lime juice
1 shot melon liqueur
1 shot sprite

Venusaur-
1 Bulbasaur
1 Ivysaur
1 shot lime vodka
1 shot lime juice
1 shot sprite

Directions:
For the Bulbasaur shot, simply mix all three ingredients into a shot glass.

For the Ivysaur cocktail, shake all alcoholic ingredients, pour over ice in a rocks glass, then add Sprite to fill. Add a stem of mint as a garnish.

Finally, to evolve to the Venusaur cocktail, shake a Bulbasaur shot together with the alcoholic ingredients of an Ivysaur cocktail, along with an additional shot of lime vodka and lime juice, then pour into a highball glass and fill with Sprite. Again, add a few leaves of mint as a garnish.

pokebooze2 Pokemon in your Fallout, and in your shot glass as well

Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise

Ingredients:
Squirtle-
1/3 shot spiced rum
1/3 shot coconut rum
1/3 shot blue curacao

Wartortle-
1/2 shot spiced rum
1/2 shot coconut rum
1/2 shot blue curacao
Fill with Mountain Dew Voltage

Blastoise-
1 Squirtle
1 Wartortle
1 shot light rum
Fill with Mountain Dew Voltage

Directions:
For the Squirtle shot, simply pour all three ingredients into a shot glass.

For the Wartortle cocktail, shake the alcoholic ingredients, pour over crushed ice in a lowball glass, then fill with Mountain Dew Voltage.

For the Blastoise cocktail, pour one Squirtle and one Wartortle into a highball glass over ice, add the light rum, then fill with the Mountain Dew.

pokebooze3 Pokemon in your Fallout, and in your shot glass as well

Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard (Pokemon Cocktails)

Ingedients:
Charmander-
1 splash of grenadine
1 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
.5 oz Bacardi 151

Charmeleon-
1 spash of grenadine,
1 splash of scotch
1 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
Fill with ginger ale

Charizard-
2 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
2 splashes of grenadine
2 splash of scotch
1.5 ounces Bacardi 151
Fill with ginger ale

Directions:
For the Charmander shot, pour a slash of grenadine into the bottom of a shot glass. Add the Fireball, then top with the Bacardi 151. Light it on fire, then extinguish before drinking.

For the Charmeleon cocktail, mix all the alcoholic ingredients and then pour over ice in a lowball glass. Top with ginger ale.

For the Charizard drink, Mix all of the alcoholic ingredients, pour into a highball glass and top with ginger ale. If you plan on lighting the Charizard on fire, add the Bacardi 151 last, after the ginger ale, on top of everything else. As always, be careful with flames and don’t try to drink flaming cocktails while still on fire! Fire burns people and stuff and faces.

These drinks scream fire, from the cinnamon punch, to the smoky scotch aftertaste. Get your team ready and go hit up Cinnabar Island. This night is for fire!

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