VIDEO: 42 different ways to die in ‘Saints Row: The Third’

Matt Hawkins Contributing Writer, Video Games

And before you asked, being bludgeoned to death with the big purple dildo bat is number 23.

It’s somewhat along the lines of the previously mentioned 100 ways to die in Skyrim (seen here), but with one key difference…

Well, aside from the much lower number, the Skyrim vid was about ways to get yourself killed, whereas the Saint Row vid is about the ways in which you can dispense death. So I guess it’s a testament as to how well the game is put together, since there aren’t nearly as many accidental deaths (I counted just one myself).

It’s also a great demonstration of the game’s physics (see number 23), though 31 and 40 is what really makes me want to run out to the store and grab myself a copy! I’ve always wanted to be a killer toilet. Still, real comedy lies in accidental deaths due to rushed/shoddy programming and poor game playing.

So here’s more of that; 100 ways to die in Modern Warfare 3. The first 25 at last (guess the rest is covered in parts 2-4, which aren’t available quite yet it would seem)…

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