VIDEO: Even more of what Japan does best
Matt Hawkins And what’s that? Making creepy, sexual video games (often featuring uncomfortably under-aged looking girls) of course!
First up is a new game coming soon for the PS3 that takes full advantage of the PSMove called Dancing Eyes. Basically, you play the role of a monkey that cuts away clothing from assorted ladies, all the while avoiding enemies. Here’s the commercial…
It’s actually based upon an arcade game that’s been around in ages (in Japan that is). Here’s footage, emulated on a PC…
For those wondering if us lowly American will ever get such fare, well, we’re getting there. Case in point, Otomedius is finally coming to America! Familiar with the game Gradius? You know, where you control a spacecraft and shoot mother ships, dodge asteroids, and the like? Well, imagine if your ship is now a super kawaii animu girl…
It’s all part of the “moe-fication” of gaming, which has been dragging down the game industry in Japan for some years now, as folks struggle to come up with new ideas. It’s actually been one of the main reasons why many believe anime also sucks these days, but that’s for a whole other discussion. Anyhow, it might seem comparatively tame, but we’re also getting some of the same crap that’s common fare over there. Meaning you’re getting the game, plus soundtrack, plus art book, plus… pillow…
Mind you, it’s not a full body pillow, which is all the rage back in Akihabara, but it’s still, baby steps people. You can get the game without all the crap btw, but seriously, what’s the point? Other than saving $20 at the cash register.
Still, we have a ways to go. Stuff like Dream Club for example will never make it here. And what’s that you say? Glad you ask; you play a pathetic dude who goes to a host club where you blow all your money on all the women who entertain you. Which are basically like strippers, but they don’t get topless (boo), but have more singing and dancing abilities than your average Scores starlet (which is cool, I guess?). And the point of the game is to shower one girl with enough attention (and gifts) to have her fall in love with you.
So much of the gameplay involves interactions with these women, but for the most part, you watch them strut their stuff. It’s quite the hit in Japan, and recently there was DLC released to make it even better: breast sizes have been enhanced, along with things being more gigglier…
… To see more, click the Sankaku Complex link below, but you know the deal (hopefully watching the above didn’t get you fired).
Dancing Eyes Should Be The Most Salacious Game With A Monkey You’ll See Today [Siliconera] & Dream C Club Boob Jiggle Upgrade DLC Quite the Eyeful [Sankaku Complex]
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