VIDEO: Finally, the theme song to the NES ‘TMNT’ video game speaks the truth

Matt Hawkins Contributing Writer, Video Games

Feel free to sing along! You’ll know the words, despite having never heard the lyrics. Mostly because it’s based upon the universal truth of how much the NES original blows.

Warning though; the lyrics are NSFW…

… But I must say, and I’m not trying to brag or anything, but the damn in level 2 never gave me any problems! No joke. Though anything past level 4? Forget about it. I also didn’t believe the NES port of the arcade game was all that hot.

It wasn’t horrible per say, just a huge letdown from the original. It was my first dose or reality as a child, i.e., home versions are never going to be as good as the arcade versions. Course that was then, back in the 80s. Kids today don’t realize how good they’ve got it.

Anyhow, may as well pass along a few other recent hits from Dorkly. While not as funny as the one above, I still think Captain Falcon trying to claim insurance is humorous…

And upon viewing the following for the first time, I thought it was a problem that didn’t exist, but by the time second example arrives, I immediately recalled myself trying to correct everyone in the playground in 4th grade…

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