VIDEO: If Man Vs Wild was a video game
Matt Hawkins It would be called Infinity Bear Saga 6, be like an old school 16-bit RPG, and…
… feature Bear Grylls doing the same stupid crap he does on the show: trying way too hard to impress and feature his bizarre affinity for his own urine…
Reminds me how of much I can’t stand most other role-playing games. Why in the hell should I have to waste valuable funds acquired while defeating beats of burden for food or medicine when I can just drink my own pee. And depending on the game… like any of the Final Fantasy, which features some drop-dead gorgeous ladies… it would be kinda hot?
Please note: the above was a joke. I personally find the whole pee play thing to be supremely gross. I mean, to each his own, whatever does it for you is fine. But good God. Anyway, back on topic, I wonder what the last boss is? Dealing with annoyed viewers at home who can see through Guy’s b.s.? And then having to re-do them, “but for reals”? Come to think of it, that would actually be neat…
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