VIDEO: If Pokemon really did roam in the wild
Matt Hawkins What if you came across a wild squirrel in real life? Much like in the game I guess, you’d try to kill it of course. Oh, sorry… make it “feint”.
Here’s a perfect illustration of Ash and his menagerie of little cuddly slaves IRL…
For those who have yet to see it, here’s part 1 from a little whiles back, featuring more of the hipster gym leader from the end…
The thing about Pokemon is that it’s essentially cock fighting for kids. But since your average Pokeman is far cuter than a stupid chicken, me thinks that it would be far more social acceptable. Translation: Pokemon battles would be on television. Add all the different types and rare varieties, and you’d get (along with bitching from Pokemon rights groups and conservationist) something like this on a Thursday night during regular Spike TV programming…
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