VIDEO: Meet Andre, your new Nintendo ambassador

Matt Hawkins Contributing Writer, Video Games

Finally, someone has stepped up to the plate and is ready to speak on the behalf of those who have no voices. Mostly because they’re video game characters, a few of which don’t even have mouths. And that person? A black nerd.

Going by Andre’s logic, pretty much everyone who bought a 3DS before August 12th is therefore qualified to be an ambassador (which is Nintendo’s term for early adopters of the system, for those wondering why the hell the word is being brought up in the first place… staring, I know). Guess there was a vote to whittle down who’d be number one that myself and no one else knew of. Which is fine, cuz this guy is totally fit for the job…

… You know, if folks really wanted kids across American to give a rat’s ass about the pledge of allegiance, having them recite it to the tune of the theme of the Legend of Zelda is perhaps the most effective method possible. Just saying.

BTW, not sure if you’ve noticed by now, but Nintendo fans are kinda crazy. Need further proof? Well…

… Truth be told, was originally going to post this clip I came across recently, of some crazy guy who decorated his bedroom to have this decked out Super Mario Bros look. Which is perfect for some five-year-old, but the dude was like in his late 30s. But wouldn’t you know, he just made it private, so I had to find something else in it’s place. Thankfully, Phil McCracken is not disappointing!

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