VIDEO: So Mario, Luigi, Mega Man, and Link are at a strip club…
Oh, also Sheik! But fortunately, she doesn’t swing that way as it turns out.
Kudos for the excellent use of the stripper from Duke Nuken 3D! Also, bonus points for not pulling out “Well excuse me, Princess!”, which would have been way too easy.
On the other hand, did anyone else just find it kinda weird, even creepy, when everyone began cheering on Link as he was getting grinded? Who does that at a strip club for real? But also, what the hell was he doing in response? That stuff gets you kicked out most strip joints, I would think. Maybe not at the Mushroom Kingdom or wherever the hell the joint’s located.

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