Monica and Penelope Cruz pimp ‘New Super Mario Bros 2′

Matt Hawkins Contributing Writer, Video Games

The house that Mario built must have paid a small fortune to nab their services. And seeing Penelope Cruz dressed as Mario, plus all the complaining on YouTube, was well worth the price.

Nintendo has a history of getting famous actresses to promote their portable hardware, but they must be extra serious about the next Mario title for the 3DS.

I have to admit, as someone who has never had a thing for Penelope Cruz, my opinion of her has undergone a complete 180. All it took was her to cross-dress as my favorite childhood video game character! Not sure how I feel about that.

Though, as we like to constantly point out, the best part of any video is the comments it manages to elicit. And in this case, there’s a fairly easy to identify theme…

“I was waiting for them to get naked and have sex. Didn’t happen. 2/10 would not buy this game.”

“how come they didn’t lezz out”

“Need another hit of that ganja.”

“I’m I the only one who to doggie style Penelope and/or Monica Cruz while they are playing New Super Mario Bros 2″

“sex sells”

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