Unbaby.Me excises your friend’s annoying kids from Facebook

Dan Seitz Contributing Writer, Tech

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There’s no nice way to say this. New parents: you’re annoying. We get that you’ve just created life and this child is eating up every minute of your free time, but Good Lord, talk about something else. Talk about anything else!

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And stop posting pictures! Aside from going on a defriending spree, if you’re sick of your friend’s rugrats, there’s a handy baby remover for Chrome called Unbaby.Me.

No, it doesn’t deploy death bots to kill children. Instead what it does is look for photos described with certain key words that all parents use to describe children, like “adorable,” or “precious,” or “poop,” and yanks them. In their place you can sub in, well, anything: dogs, cats, bacon, Kate Upton, whatever your heart desires.

As trollish as this sounds, it’s actually a real sanity saver. New parents are relentless in the photo posting and updating, especially if they were honestly the kind of people who desperately needed attention in the first place. It’s not uncommon for your entire Wall to be filled with annoying baby pictures. This allows you to stay friends with the happy parents.

And when they ask if you’ve seen the photos, just tell them that they’re cute. You’ll be scot-free.

Official Site [Unbaby.Me]