Duke Nukem reading ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ is a thing

Matt Hawkins Contributing Writer, Video Games

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While San Diego Comic Con was going on, there was a far smaller gathering of dorks converging in Connecticut. One that lacked all of comic book, toy, and video game companies, plus Hollywood. But at least they had the voice of Duke.

Whom they got to read erotic fiction. If anything, this proves what a waste of time most panels at any convention are. After waiting in line, sometimes for hours, you realize that the dorks running the show have nothing to say or show, hence why they resort to antics like you see.

But if anything actually interesting goes down, it usually ends up online. Though I’m not certain if this even qualifies; as noted in the past, I don’t get the appeal of Duke Nukem. But I know he has his fans, and the video above is pretty hot right now, hence why I’m posting it.

And not because it’s a guy that does the voice of a third rate game video game character, who is the epitome of mainlines, reading women’s erotic Twilight fan-fiction to a room packed with dudes. Who are all probably getting super horny.

Because that’s not the least bit weird. Nope, not at all.