911 calls

Man calls 911 five times in an attempt to get laid

911 calls

Man calls 911 five times in an attempt to get laid

Just a helpful reminder…when seeking a booty call and your cell phone is out of minutes, try to avoid dialing 911. If you’re like this guy and call asking for sex five times, you’ll quickly learn that 911 blows as a wingman.

Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp

911 calls

Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp

Idiotic 911 calls are the new hotness. Take a listen to this clip of a Texas woman who didn't get enough shrimp for her liking at a local Chinese food place. A woman called 911 to report she didn't get as much shrimp as she wanted in her fried rice at a