Kwame Kilpatrick

Quote of the Day

Kwame Kilpatrick

Quote of the Day

Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is going to jail for obstruction of justice and just resigned from office. But the courts continue to bury him, this time revealing sexy text messages from his top aide Christine Beatty whom he had previously denied having an affair with. One series of

KWAME KILPATRICK IS DONE AS MAYOR OF DETROIT

Kwame Kilpatrick

KWAME KILPATRICK IS DONE AS MAYOR OF DETROIT

Goodbye Kwame.

Don’t let my f**ckin cupcake toe hit you on the way out.

Oh yea, even though you are only going to jail for like 4 months, I hope its federal pound me in the ass prison.

You are a cheater

You are a liar.

You are a

HOW BAD IS IT IN DETROIT?

Kwame Kilpatrick

HOW BAD IS IT IN DETROIT?

Allow me to step away from toilet humor and women for a second to address something important.

Detroit is the pits….

And yes, literally speaking, when a house sells for $1 and you can’t find a buyer for well over a month, you have a problem.

KWAME’S IN JAIL

Kwame Kilpatrick

KWAME’S IN JAIL

We take time out of our regularly scheduled programming to inform you that Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was thrown in jail this morning for leaving the country without permission from the court

Court officials said Kilpatrick would remain in jail until he either posts the

DETROIT MAYOR BOOED AT WINGS PARADE

Kwame Kilpatrick

DETROIT MAYOR BOOED AT WINGS PARADE

And in the Least Shocking Thing Ever to Happen Category, we have Kwame Kilpatrick getting booed at the Red Wings Parade.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say a lot of Kwame’s “supporters” aren’t Red Wings fans….

Just a Hunch

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Kwame turns speech into a black/white issue

Kwame Kilpatrick

Kwame turns speech into a black/white issue

If you didn’t hear Kwame’s speech last night, you missed a doozy. If you would like to reproduce it, I suggest you eat as much garbage as you can, go down to Orchestra Hall and take a steaming