Abraham Lincoln

Abe Lincoln comments on DeShawn Stevenson’s tattoo

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Four joints and many bongs ago DeShawn Stevenson brought forth on the internet, the Abe tattoo Conceived in stupidity and dedicated to the Association, that all men are indeed half-baked Read more

Cocaine was a hell of a toothache medicine

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I get that they used to put cocaine into everything back in the day, but this just seems a bit ridiculous that to me that you’d expect it to have some sort of curative property on your teeth. Aren’t coked up people notorious for grinding their teeth together? Read more

Happy Presidents' Day!

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I’m very patriotic so I’m taking today off to support our Presidents’ birthdays. However, I’m also so patriotic that I spent (entirely too much) time drawing this picture for you guys so you have something new to look at. Read more

Quote of the Day

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Remember the old Wayne’s World gag about “Baberaham Lincoln”? Well turns out such a thing exists and MSNBC is a serious enough news outlet to use that gag in its headline. Check her out here. No beard or top hat though so there goes a heterosexual way to live out my Lincoln fetish :( . ... Read more

Lincoln wanted to buy the slaves

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Some letters from Lincoln were found and he proposes some crazy ideas…like buying slaves! Barely a year into the Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln suggested buying slaves for $400 apiece under a “gradual emancipation” plan that would bring peace at less cost than several months of hostilities. The proposal was outlined in one of 72 ... Read more