Abusing the retarded

Google is good at helping my searches

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With technology supposedly narrowing the gap between man and robot, one would expect Google to do a good job of helping my searching. But apparently Google knows me even better than I know myself. Read more

Retarded people are excellent reporters

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I’m fortunate enough to receive emails trying to get me to write about literally everything that MTV does and this one may be the finest one of all. How’s Your News is a group of special people (special in the drooling short bus sense, not just awesome) who’ve been doing Web shorts for a while. ... Read more

Dog trapped in a forcefield

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Ugh. I sicken myself sometimes but there’s a part of me that can’t help but go “Awwwwwwwww” at a humorous animal video like this. The set-up: a little dog is placed in an area lined by soda cans buuuuut it can’t quite comprehend how to get out. I think it’s great what organizations like the ... Read more

Fun ways to treat the disabled pregnant lady in your life

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So this is kind of a tragic story that I will nonetheless attempt to laugh at. A disabled pregnant gal was tortured and held captive in a basement, then beaten with things and getting acid thrown on her. Fun! Banished to the basement, the 29-year-old mother with a childlike mind and another baby on the ... Read more