Actually apparently fatties do get love

Perhaps being a fat guy is not so bad

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Fat guys in entertainment always do wayyyy better than fat guys in real life. Take for example this dude who gets to saunter down the street with a bunch of hot naked chicks. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t post this primarily due to my black-censor-bar fetish. It’s hard to recreate in life; ... Read more

Water mammal feeds infants McDonald's

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In my ongoing quest to get the the bottom of the swine flu, I came across this…oh. That’s a human. Well then. This..human, really?…human mother is feeding her 6 month old triples McDonald’s. Read more

FOX orders new fatty dating reality show

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When I watch TV, I often think to myself, “This show is okay, but you know what it needs? More ugly people.” Thank God for FOX and their new show “More to Love.” Read more

Fat guys need to dress better

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I’m all for honesty in advertising if you’re going to wear a t-shirt with words on it but this may be a bit too transparent. Read more

Quote of the Day

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World’s fattest man Manuel Uribe got married (pic here if you’re curious, she’s far from hot though) a couple weeks back. However, due to his girth, they couldn’t do the nasty nuptials dance with their genitals. But they did now thanks to the magic of engineering! Due to his enormous weight, Manuel was not able ... Read more

Oh what a beautiful wedding

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We’re all human beings, we all want to be loved by someone. Ideally, that special someone. So let’s take a break from the laughs here to really sit back and enjoy a man and a woman showing what love really is. Read more

Fat girls more likely to have sex than non-fatties

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A new study has shaken the foundations of science and sexuality, primarily due to the shift of fat women rushing to hand in their surveys. A new study shows that fat chicks are more likely to be getting laid than thin ones. Read more