Advertising

6 of the most awful Super Bowl ads ever

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Making a good Super Bowl commercial is hard. It takes months, if not years, of planning and research to make people remember your company’s ad. Conversely, 30 seconds of awfulness can make people remember you too, but for all the wrong reasons. Here are seven ads which definitely fall into the latter category. Read more

VIDEO: The only Super Bowl commercial you need features a guy marrying bacon

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The hot new thing this year for companies is to show their Super Bowl commercial the week before the Super Bowl. Because, you know, nothing captivates an audience of tens of millions better than a commercial they saw embedded twenty times the previous week. This Jack in the Box commercial is the first one I feel like you actually need to see. Read more

Redhook is the Maker’s Mark of beer

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I’ve made no secret about the fact that I’m a sucker for good advertising. The only problem for most companies is that we don’t see eye to logo on what makes an ad successful. For me, it’s all about entertainment value. I don’t need your commercial to tell me everything I need to know about the product, just make me interested. Read more

VIDEO: A reminder that ‘SoulCalibur V’ comes out today

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For those who love cleavage and swords, you may want to swing by the local game shop after work. Read more

Carnival Cruise Lines might want to rethink its current ad campaign

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Carnival is the parent company of the cruise ship that capsized on the shores of Italy earlier this month. Given that disaster, they may want to rethink these ads currently running all over NYC. Read more

VIDEO: ‘Blow’ is the most sexually charged hair salon in Springfield, Mo.

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What do you think of when you imagine Springfield, Missouri? If you’re like me, you think pure sexual energy. And that’s what leaps off the screen in this bizarre ad for Blow, a salon in the city from Ty Barnes. Read more

VIDEO: That’s one way to stick it to GameStop, I guess

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I’ve made my disdain for America’s largest retail outlet for games pretty crystal clear, and therefor support any attempt to take them on, headfirst. But an ad that’s just some dude getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly would not be my first choice. Read more

The marketing for ‘Modern Warfare 3′ has left a nasty taste in the mouth of at least one legit soldier

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“The game’s commercial trivializes and sanitizes war to an extreme, setting a new low,” says an Army Special Operations Command vet. Read more

Google is once again using ninjas to help sell their latest, top of the line Android phone

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But this time, they’re going the 8bit route. Not sure if everyone has been keeping track, but every new flagship Android device that Google releases has been accompanied by YouTube shenanigans featuring ninjas. Read more

Lingerie company employs cross-dressing man to model push-up bras

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Dutch department store HEMA hired Andrej Pejic to model its new line of push-up bras. But before you start a pants-free Googlefest of “Andrej Pejic nude,” you should probably be aware of the fact that Andrej is, yes, a dude. Read more

Advertisers to blast high-energy pulses of sound at your phone to spam you

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It’s a key axiom of technology: there is no device so noble, so pure of heart, so refined, that marketing departments across the world won’t be able to take it and turn it into something horrible. From this noble goal, advertisers have come up with something pretty vile, actually. Read more