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Blankets and pillows cost $8 now on American Airlines
Just in case your rage finally subsided over the majority of airlines charging you for bringing luggage, here's a new bit of fun: Starting May 1, all American Airlines flights will be charging $8 if you'd like a blanket and pillow. Way to go, airline industry!
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This crazy old lady on an airplane sure is, um, full of life
Flying is a tense experience for everyone so you can't necessarily hold a grudge against the idiots on a plane and their stupid rituals to calm themselves down or celebrate landing without being turned into ash. But some people transcend any notions you have of being ridiculous. Like this weird, white
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TSA confiscates Play Doh from a kid
In light of the recent terror underwear bomb attack attempt by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the TSA divisions at every airport are expected to crack down in an effort to ensure that nothing
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Pilot uses flying powers for evil, stalking
In spite of their cool demeanors, pilots are people with feelings too. And as people with feelings, sometimes they drop propaganda from an airplane to insinuate that their ex-girlfriend is a racial epithet whore. So relatable!
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Being naked and violent isn't good for flying
Ever since 9/11, TSA restrictions have been pretty stern; pretty much any indiscretion can get you tossed off a flight. Apparently Darius Chappille read a different version of the rules, because he thought getting naked and punching a female passenger in the face was a good idea.
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United Airlines breaks dude's guitar, he writes song
Some guy got his $3500 guitar broken by the chimps at United Airlines who handle the baggage and he responded in a clever way…WITH THE POWER OF SONG.
Good for Dave Carroll, the guy in the video. At the same time, I can’t fault United for smashing the guitar.
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Flight attendant does porn, employer says, "Cool"
Flight attendants look like lemurs or grandmas now, so it’s encouraging to find one that apparently is attractive enough to warrant pornographic film of her. But even more surprising is that the company who employs her is like, “Hey sure, why not.”
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Fuck you rapping flight attendant
I saw this the other day and was like, “Fuck that dude,” but I’m still seeing the clip and the Internet gods have nothing interesting for me right now, so here’s this asshole being “creative” for Southwest Airlines.
Yes it’s adorable and all that Southwest likes to tout how
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Douchey Yale kid sues for $1 mil over lost Xbox
I actually don’t know that this kid is douchey and given his penchant for litigation, let’s just pretend he’s awesome and well-endowed, shall we? Anyway he’s suing US Airways for losing his modded Xbox 360 for $1 million.
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Flight attendent sues for being told to look sexier
Flight attendents used to be sexy but now they’re kind of not so I just assumed airlines stop caring. Apparently not since this lady is suing for being told to slut it up a bit.
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Emergency Landing
Big versus small. How easy is it for an airplane to scare a guy driving on the highway in his car? NOT SO HARD…