Alcohol

How to pour a line of ‘Rainbow Shots’

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Everyone can use a good party trick now and then, and elaborate pouring is always a crowd pleaser. I’ve seen this done plenty of times in videos, sometimes more impressively than others, but no one has explained just how to layer liquids to make it work. Thankfully…we’ve got the internet. Read more

A Thanksgiving guide to getting dressed

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(This was the most offensive image that came up when I googled “Thanksgiving” …so of course I used it.) Tomorrow we celebrate….what exactly do we celebrate at Thanksgiving? Harvest season? Landing at Plymouth Rock? Manifest Destiny? Whatever it is we’re commemorating, we’re all looking forward to observing the holiday with a traditional American food binge. ... Read more

Ne-Yo is remixing a brand new liquor for 2012

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There are plenty of celebrities that have their own alcohol. Diddy has Cîroc, Dan Aykroyd has Crystal Head, and Danny Devito has Limoncello to name a few. Now Ne-Yo has decided to put his smooth sounds into the game. Unlike the other three, Ne-Yo isn’t developing his own brand. Instead, he has formed a long-term ... Read more

Whiskey and vodka are great for bartering

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With the popularity of zombies right now, there is often talk of the apocalypse. Some people prepare by purchasing or forging awesome weaponry. Others stockpile food and water. One redditor, however, has a different idea. This guy knows what’s up. As a commodities trader, I am well aware of the fact that there are plenty of idiots ... Read more

Celebrate National Sandwich Day with a food inspired cocktail

National Sandwich Day

Today is the day for which your stomach has been waiting. That’s right folks, November 3rd is National Sandwich Day. It’s not all “So fast you’ll freak” and “Eat fresh” though. As your resident alcohol writer, I’ll be helping you turn this into just another excuse to drink. Early on I introduced you to the ... Read more

Alcohol-free whisky is a ridiculous idea

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Last week I introduced you to the first 100% alcohol-free beer. Before that it was beer for your dog that didn’t contain any actual alcohol. Now, it’s a whisky-flavored drink, and it’s gone too far. ArKay, the world’s first alcohol free whisky flavored drink is designed for the socialite to the construction worker. The exceptional taste ... Read more

Four Loko launches new products and website

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Earlier this month, Phusion Projects, makers of Four Loko, agreed to package their products more responsibly. Apparently the FTC didn’t believe that consumers were intelligent enough to know that twice the alcohol content in a can twice the size leads to four times the alcohol. Well, Four Loko has made their adjustments and come back ... Read more

‘Pokemon’ in your ‘Fallout’, and in your shot glass as well

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Fun-fact: those cute and cuddly pocket monsters are, in fact, both terrifying and refreshing in the real world. Read more

The Every Guy’s Guide: Rye whiskey

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Each week I’ll be bringing you the practical information you need to confront some of our most typical needs. Where Bill Nye, Roger Ebert, and Tony Robbins fall short, I’ll be there to throw you a lifeline. Read more

7 ways to officially tell if you’re drinking too much

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The hardest part of being a borderline alcoholic is that you have no idea that you are one. A major part of the problem is that you get so drunk, so fast that you never ever realize that no one else ever comes close to reaching your levels of intoxication. Unfortunately, not everyone is as much of an alcohol connoisseur as you are and you’ve started to notice that people are making the craziest excuses not to go out with you anymore. Read more

The 10 manliest cocktails (and how to make them)

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Guyism’s first birthday is October 12th so in the week leading up to this momentous occasion, we thought you might enjoy this forgotten classic that many of our newer readers may have missed. Read more