Alessandra Ambrosio might be pregnant, but thanks to the tremendous foresight of the geniuses over at Victoria’s Secret we can still look at her in a lingerie and pretend that she’s not. Granted, I was hoping that in Alessandra and Lily Aldridge’s absence we’d be getting ]]>

Alessandra Ambrosio might be pregnant, but thanks to the tremendous foresight of the geniuses over at Victoria’s Secret we can still look at her in a lingerie and pretend that she’s not. Granted, I was hoping that in Alessandra and Lily Aldridge’s absence we’d be getting to see more of their lesser known models, but anytime you get Ally (as I like to call her) sporting an armbra in some tiny undies there will never be a complaint here.

Remember yesterday when I shared a crazy hot video of several Victoria’s Secret Angels in a new commercial? (If not, here it is.) Well, as expected there are pictures to go along with it, and they are good. That’s Alessandra Ambrosio,

Remember yesterday when I shared a crazy hot video of several Victoria’s Secret Angels in a new commercial? (If not, here it is.) Well, as expected there are pictures to go along with it, and they are good. That’s Alessandra Ambrosio, Erin Heatherton, Candice Swanepoel, and Lily Alridge for those scoring at home. Nice of VS to snag Alessandra and Lily before they got pregnant. Smart move. Another smart move is calling this the “Very Sexy” collection. Why be overly creative when simple words really say it best, right?

Remember what I said the other day about fashion magazines? That they’re odd, bizarre, make zero sense. Yeah, well that still applies, especially when you do this to 12 Victoria’s Secret models. This is a calendar for VMAN magazine. The outfits are excellent, the models ]]>

Remember what I said the other day about fashion magazines? That they’re odd, bizarre, make zero sense. Yeah, well that still applies, especially when you do this to 12 Victoria’s Secret models. This is a calendar for VMAN magazine. The outfits are excellent, the models are great, but what… is… on… their… faces? For those of you scoring at home, that’s Doutzen Kroes, Joan Smalls, Lily Donaldson, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Izabel Goulart, Candice Swanepoel, Ana Beatriz Barros, Alessandra Ambrosio, Anne V, Chanel Iman, and Karolina Kurkova.

I figured since we won’t be seeing much out of Alessandra Ambrosio and Lily Aldridge since they’re both pregnant, and since Victoria’s Secret is cranking out as many pics of them as they can before they go away completely, we’d ]]>

I figured since we won’t be seeing much out of Alessandra Ambrosio and Lily Aldridge since they’re both pregnant, and since Victoria’s Secret is cranking out as many pics of them as they can before they go away completely, we’d take time today to see what once was. Oh sure this is the second time Ambrosio will have had a kid and as you can see she bounced back nicely, but there’s no guarantee with these things. Do you think Pierce Brosnan had any idea what he was getting himself into when he married his once hot POA? (Link NSFW) Let’s just enjoy this while we can and hope for the best.

Granted these two things have nothing to do with one another (at least I hope not), but with Chrissy Teigen becoming engaged and Alessandra Ambrosio becoming pregnant, two of your fantasy ladies just became a little less desirable. I’m sorry. “John Legend and his girlfriend, model ]]>

Granted these two things have nothing to do with one another (at least I hope not), but with Chrissy Teigen becoming engaged and Alessandra Ambrosio becoming pregnant, two of your fantasy ladies just became a little less desirable. I’m sorry.

“John Legend and his girlfriend, model Chrissy Teigen, got engaged over the holidays while vacationing in the Maldives,” Legend’s rep, Cindi Berger, tells PEOPLE.

“…got engaged over the holidays while vacationing in the Maldives.” I have no idea what Chrissy sees in this guy.

As for Alessandra…

“Family is the most important thing for me and I’m thrilled to be adding to the family,” she told US magazine in a statement. “I’m fortunate to have a loving and supportive family.

Normally this would upset me more than it does, but we’ve seen her snap back big time before from being pregnant, plus look what it’s done for Miranda Kerr and Doutzen Kroes.

Just in case she doesn’t come back quite the same, here’s a few photos for us to remember her body by. (Plus a handful of Chrissy, just so you can remember what Mr. Legend is locking up for the rest of his life. Or a few years at least.)

John Legend Is Engaged [People]
Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio Expecting Second Child! [Radar]

Since our sports editor just used the words “Moves Like Jagger” to describe a football player I thought it was only appropriate to share this video of all (and I mean all) of the big name Victoria’s Secret models lip synching the song “Moves Like ]]>

Since our sports editor just used the words “Moves Like Jagger” to describe a football player I thought it was only appropriate to share this video of all (and I mean all) of the big name Victoria’s Secret models lip synching the song “Moves Like Jagger.” Make sense? Oh yes. (By the way, he had no idea this video existed when he wrote that title to his sports video. It’s just a special kind of synergy we have here at Guyism.)

In case you are scoring at home, that was Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Anne Vyalitsyna, Behati Prinsloo, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Lindsay Ellingson, and Miranda Kerr working their special brand of magic to the Maroon 5 song, which the band will be performing on the show tonight, November 29, 10/9c, on CBS. (You wrote that down, right?)

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night, but you’ll have to wait until later this month to be able to see it on TV. That doesn’t mean you have to be totally in the dark though as we have a few snaps to help get you ready for ]]>

I really need to get tickets to this next year...

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night, but you’ll have to wait until later this month to be able to see it on TV. That doesn’t mean you have to be totally in the dark though as we have a few snaps to help get you ready for this fantastic viewer experience.

The usual faces were on stage: Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Lindsay Ellingson, Emanuela De Paula, Behati Prinsloo, Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Izabel Goulart, Doutzen Kroes, and Chanel Iman. But there were also a few other names strutting their stuff that may you not be as familiar with when you think of Victoria’s Secret such as Anne V, Lais Ribeiro, Lily Donaldson, Anja Rubik, Karlie Kloss, and Tori Garrn. And those were just models we had pics of. There were actually many more. Quite epic indeed.

We’ll be back with a more “in-depth” preview of the show as we get closer to air date. Stay tuned.

Somehow these photos of Victoria’s Secret supermodel legend Alessandra Ambrosio paddleboarding in Hawaii escaped me last week and I didn’t share them with you. I’m sorry. See, this is one of the things I love about supermodels. Even when they are on vacation from being sexy, they’re still doing sexy ]]>

This... is someone's mom...

Somehow these photos of Victoria’s Secret supermodel legend Alessandra Ambrosio paddleboarding in Hawaii escaped me last week and I didn’t share them with you. I’m sorry. See, this is one of the things I love about supermodels. Even when they are on vacation from being sexy, they’re still doing sexy things. I guess when you hardly wear any clothing for a living it’s hard to change up when you’re not at work. Kind of like when I go to the store unshaven wearing sweatpants in the evening. Okay, that’s not really quite the same thing, but you get the idea.

For some reason the latest batches of Victoria’s Secret photos feature their models wearing other things in addition to the usual bras and panties. Take these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, and Adriana Lima, for example. I’m all for The Company ]]>

If you need some help with that button, I'd be more than happy to take a look...

For some reason the latest batches of Victoria’s Secret photos feature their models wearing other things in addition to the usual bras and panties. Take these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, and Adriana Lima, for example. I’m all for The Company trying to expand their product line… actually no I’m not, we want more bras and panties, enough with these “clothes” already.

This isn’t the sexiest set of photos we’ve seen Alessandra Ambrosio do for Victoria’s Secret, but still, it’s Alessandra Ambrosio posing for Victoria’s Secret so there isn’t a whole lot here not to like. I just have to ask though, does Victoria’s Secret make jeans??! Because when I think of ]]>

She's very bendy isn't she?

This isn’t the sexiest set of photos we’ve seen Alessandra Ambrosio do for Victoria’s Secret, but still, it’s Alessandra Ambrosio posing for Victoria’s Secret so there isn’t a whole lot here not to like. I just have to ask though, does Victoria’s Secret make jeans??! Because when I think of seeing Alessandra posing for The Company I don’t think of sexy jeans photos. Though I suppose you could do worse than seeing her in some tight jeans. Like for instance, take a walk through your local grocery store at any given moment in the day. That would be much, much worse. So, see, by comparison these pictures are, in fact, pretty damn awesome, aren’t they?

I’ve posted so many pics of Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio in sexy lingerie for Victoria’s Secret I’ve run out of words to describe them. So I leave it up to you. Assuming you actually read what I write here (a stretch, I know) ]]>

That is one hell of a bra right there...

I’ve posted so many pics of Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio in sexy lingerie for Victoria’s Secret I’ve run out of words to describe them. So I leave it up to you. Assuming you actually read what I write here (a stretch, I know) I ask you to tell me in the comments what word best describes these two ladies. Let me help get things rolling: Stunning, sexy, amazing, ridiculous, awesome, luscious… okay, now your turn…