I figured since we won’t be seeing much out of Alessandra Ambrosio and Lily Aldridge since they’re both pregnant, and since Victoria’s Secret is cranking out as many pics of them as they can before they go away completely, we’d take time today to see what once was. Oh sure this is the second time Ambrosio will have had a kid and as you can see she bounced back nicely, but there’s no guarantee with these things. Do you think Pierce Brosnan had any idea what he was getting himself into when he married his once hot POA? (Link NSFW) Let’s just enjoy this while we can and hope for the best.

“John Legend and his girlfriend, model Chrissy Teigen, got engaged over the holidays while vacationing in the Maldives,” Legend’s rep, Cindi Berger, tells PEOPLE.

“…got engaged over the holidays while vacationing in the Maldives.” I have no idea what Chrissy sees in this guy.

As for Alessandra…

“Family is the most important thing for me and I’m thrilled to be adding to the family,” she told US magazine in a statement. “I’m fortunate to have a loving and supportive family.

Normally this would upset me more than it does, but we’ve seen her snap back big time before from being pregnant, plus look what it’s done for Miranda Kerr and Doutzen Kroes.

Just in case she doesn’t come back quite the same, here’s a few photos for us to remember her body by. (Plus a handful of Chrissy, just so you can remember what Mr. Legend is locking up for the rest of his life. Or a few years at least.)

John Legend Is Engaged [People]
Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio Expecting Second Child! [Radar]

Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Kelly Brook, Joan Smalls, Emily DiDonato, Dree Hemingway, and some sexy bird named Emily Weiss all put together some videos for Love magazine for the holidays in which they basically strip and dance around in their underwear to Christmas songs. Happy freaking holidays to us! Be safe my peeps and I’ll see you next week! (If not sooner.)

Since our sports editor just used the words “Moves Like Jagger” to describe a football player I thought it was only appropriate to share this video of all (and I mean all) of the big name Victoria’s Secret models lip synching the song “Moves Like Jagger.” Make sense? Oh yes. (By the way, he had no idea this video existed when he wrote that title to his sports video. It’s just a special kind of synergy we have here at Guyism.)

In case you are scoring at home, that was Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Anne Vyalitsyna, Behati Prinsloo, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Lindsay Ellingson, and Miranda Kerr working their special brand of magic to the Maroon 5 song, which the band will be performing on the show tonight, November 29, 10/9c, on CBS. (You wrote that down, right?)

I really need to get tickets to this next year...

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night, but you’ll have to wait until later this month to be able to see it on TV. That doesn’t mean you have to be totally in the dark though as we have a few snaps to help get you ready for this fantastic viewer experience.

The usual faces were on stage: Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Lindsay Ellingson, Emanuela De Paula, Behati Prinsloo, Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Izabel Goulart, Doutzen Kroes, and Chanel Iman. But there were also a few other names strutting their stuff that may you not be as familiar with when you think of Victoria’s Secret such as Anne V, Lais Ribeiro, Lily Donaldson, Anja Rubik, Karlie Kloss, and Tori Garrn. And those were just models we had pics of. There were actually many more. Quite epic indeed.

We’ll be back with a more “in-depth” preview of the show as we get closer to air date. Stay tuned.

This... is someone's mom...

Somehow these photos of Victoria’s Secret supermodel legend Alessandra Ambrosio paddleboarding in Hawaii escaped me last week and I didn’t share them with you. I’m sorry. See, this is one of the things I love about supermodels. Even when they are on vacation from being sexy, they’re still doing sexy things. I guess when you hardly wear any clothing for a living it’s hard to change up when you’re not at work. Kind of like when I go to the store unshaven wearing sweatpants in the evening. Okay, that’s not really quite the same thing, but you get the idea.

If you need some help with that button, I'd be more than happy to take a look...

For some reason the latest batches of Victoria’s Secret photos feature their models wearing other things in addition to the usual bras and panties. Take these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, and Adriana Lima, for example. I’m all for The Company trying to expand their product line… actually no I’m not, we want more bras and panties, enough with these “clothes” already.

She's very bendy isn't she?

This isn’t the sexiest set of photos we’ve seen Alessandra Ambrosio do for Victoria’s Secret, but still, it’s Alessandra Ambrosio posing for Victoria’s Secret so there isn’t a whole lot here not to like. I just have to ask though, does Victoria’s Secret make jeans??! Because when I think of seeing Alessandra posing for The Company I don’t think of sexy jeans photos. Though I suppose you could do worse than seeing her in some tight jeans. Like for instance, take a walk through your local grocery store at any given moment in the day. That would be much, much worse. So, see, by comparison these pictures are, in fact, pretty damn awesome, aren’t they?

That is one hell of a bra right there...

I’ve posted so many pics of Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio in sexy lingerie for Victoria’s Secret I’ve run out of words to describe them. So I leave it up to you. Assuming you actually read what I write here (a stretch, I know) I ask you to tell me in the comments what word best describes these two ladies. Let me help get things rolling: Stunning, sexy, amazing, ridiculous, awesome, luscious… okay, now your turn…

Kendra Wilkinson: DWTS has been “great” for my sex life
“I’m definitely bringing the splits into the bedroom tonight!”

Gisele Bundchen: Tom Brady’s hair is “his choice,” not mine!
“Brady has joked that his wife prefers his longer locks and makes him wear it that way.”

Ryan Seacrest preps for his own NBC music show
“Seacrest has no plans to have a show that would compete with Idol…”

Eclipse, Inception lead 2011 MTV Movie Awards nominations
“For the second time in three years, the vampires of Twilight are leading the charge at the MTV Movie Awards.”

Jesse James: I have started life over
“I always felt out of place my whole life.”

Cops investigate UFC legend over alleged bar attack
“UFC Hall-of-Famer Matt Hughes is at the center of a police investigation… after a female bystander told cops she suffered a broken nose when the fighter went off on another man…”

Scott Pelley to replace Katie Couric on CBS Evening News
“He has the experience, the credibility and he is among the very best reporters ever to work at CBS News.”

Andy Dick arrested — allegedly wasted in public
“The downward spiral continues.”

Jennifer Love Hewitt & Alex Beh have broken up
“The Party of Five star was previously romantically linked to funnyman Jamie Kennedy.”

Cary Grant’s daughter opens up on his devotion, style and sexuality
“Grant’s mother, Dyan Cannon, divorced the screen legend when Jennifer was only a year old…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Gracie Carvalho, Erin Heatherton and more in bikinis for a sexy new Victoria’s Secret commercial.